Liars are awesome

[OILFIELDTRASH]

I never lie. I'll be the first to admit what a joke I am.

 

[Nocturnal]

It never ceases to amaze me how many of these people exist. These guys lie even when they don't have it it makes me lol inside.

 

[Moonbeam]

The hairdresser trying to have a conversation with you isn't nearly as bad as when the dental hygienist tries to.

My hygienist is a very hot Philippina who wears a dress and straddles my waist when she cleans. But it costs 500 a pop. I do have very clean teeth though because I go once a month at least. We have a lot in common, both being masters with a mirror.

 

[Lamont Burns]

um, what?

 

[Schfifty Five]

The hairdresser trying to have a conversation with you isn't nearly as bad as when the dental hygienist tries to.

totally agree.

 

[SZLiao214]

totally agree.

That is a good one.

I'm pretty sure i would be less willing to lie to random people like this then people i know. Just hard to care about someones view on you if you probably not see them again or often.

 

[OverVolt]

I think they just think she is hot and make up some bullshit while sitting there.

 

[CountZero]

That's about 50k a year if he was paid weekly. I've never heard of anyone being paid weekly though, so...

I might be remembering wrong but I think when I was an intern at IBM I was paid weekly.

 

[Harrod]

Ha ha, there is a guy where I work at who tells people that he is a network engineer. I always give him crap that until his title has engineer in it he is just operations support.

 

[moshquerade]

My GF cuts hair and hears all sorts of delusions of grandeur from the customers, lots of "doctors", "lawyers", "Investors", yadda yadda. I'm sure some of them are, but I'm sure a lot of them are full of it.

So my GF was cutting this guys hair and he was an "aeronautical engineer", saying how he designed airplanes and parts. He paid and left, and my GF realized he had dropped a check, must have fallen out of his wallet. It was his pay stub from his trucking company, $643.

lol

She called him up and told him he dropped his check. Of course he came back in with his head down and uttered a "thanks" when he picked it up.

I will never understand liars.

 

[Riceninja]

my doctor thinks im a lawyer and my lawyer thinks im a doctor