Life's not a bitch.

[MrMatt]

Life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy. Maybe she didn't feel ya'all shared any similar interests. Or maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet-talk a princess.

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

I thought bitches were the ones that give out their pussy like flyers.

 

[El Guaraguao]

This is deep.

 

[Platypus]

Thanks, Aesop.

 

[effowe]

Thanks, Aesop Rock.

Fixed due to the fact that there is another Rapper named Aesop.

 

[highland145]

No woman will truly be satisfied on Valentine's Day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds

 

[dpodblood]

Just because she is beautiful doesn't mean she isn't a bitch.

 

[cw42]

^omg?

 

[MotF Bane]

No, life's a bitch.

 

[surfsatwerk]

No, life's a bitch.

What about the parts of life full of candy and blowjobs? Or do you guys not have access to that stuff?

 

[dpodblood]

Life is a beautiful woman with diarrhea. You spend all your time trying to seduce her, then just when you're getting to the good bits she shits all over you.

 

[moshquerade]

 

[SunnyD]

Life is a beautiful woman with diarrhea. You spend all your time trying to seduce her, then just when you're getting to the good bits she shits all over you.

tubgirl?

 

[dpodblood]

Hey; I had to come up with some kind of counter-metaphor!

 

[MotionMan]

Do you know the difference between a slut and a bitch?

A slut sleeps with everyone.

A bitch sleeps with everyone but you.

MotionMan

 

[NFS4]

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

 

[mmntech]

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

ROFL! :awe:

Are you having lady troubles again Matt?

 

[nageov3t]

dude, it's just a metaphor.

 

[surfsatwerk]

dude, it's just a metaphor.

 

[Gibson486]

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

nice....I remember that movie....

 

[dpodblood]

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Love that scene

 

[MrMatt]

ROFL! :awe:

Are you having lady troubles again Matt?

No, It's an Aesop Rock lyric. I still remember the first time I heard it. Described every single miserable person I know and have ever known since then