Lindsay Lohan is getting naked

[KlokWyze]

Please....everyone in this thread thinking she's not decent looking anymore. If you saw her naked in person you'd probably web yourself and run away crying. She still has a banging body imo! Everyone just thinks it's cool to bag on her now. She will look HOT in PB.

Yup. Haters gonna hate. Playboy is shit though.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

In the life of a drug addicted skank like her, I wonder how long 1 mill will last.

 

[waggy]

she used to be hot. but her lifestyle caught up with her and now she looks terrible.

I swear nearly every photo of her in the last year she looks like a washed up crack user.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

I swear nearly every photo of her in the last year she looks like a washed up crack user.

See, photo's don't lie.

 

[Theb]

Celebrities should take nude pics early in their career then lock them in a vault, that way when they're ready to cash in on nudity they'll have the pics we actually want to see.

 

[shortylickens]

Celebrities should take nude pics early in their career then lock them in a vault, that way when they're ready to cash in on nudity they'll have the pics we actually want to see.

Their whole problem is they are impatient. They want money now, fame now, sex now, adoration now, attention now.
Chicks like Lindsey wouldnt have the ability to hold on to those pics. They'd feel the overwhelming urge to have their cell phones hacked and spread that nude ass all over the world immediately.

 

[zinfamous]

Celebrities should take nude pics early in their career then lock them in a vault, that way when they're ready to cash in on nudity they'll have the pics we actually want to see.

Are you a Hollywood consultant?

You should be making millions with that kind of advice.

 

[Nintendesert]

I will fap my dick raw to the pictures regardless of how cracked out she is.

 

[classy]

 

[rasczak]

1st time?

Yes. They lied and said it wouldn't hurt.

 

[highland145]

Yes. They lied and said it wouldn't hurt.

LOL, irl.

 

[Rudee]

People still buy Playboy magazine?

 

[Fire&Blood]

As nasty as she is, I don't buy into the "would not hit" comments. All of you " I am too hot for her and my dick is too good for her" guys have some serious reality distortion going on about how desirable you actually are from chick perspective.

Heck most of you declared a 13 ye old as eligible in the other thread.

 

[Dulanic]

Her teeth are more yellow than mine and she's a "celebrity".

 

[Anubis]

Please....everyone in this thread thinking she's not decent looking anymore. If you saw her naked in person you'd probably web yourself and run away crying. She still has a banging body imo! Everyone just thinks it's cool to bag on her now. She will look HOT in PB.

web myself?

so your telling me im spider man?


fucking sweet

 

[BladeVenom]

So how long will it take for her to blow a million dollars worth of cocaine? Then it will be a sex video that "accidentally" gets stolen or released by a boyfriend.

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

So how long will it take for her to blow a million dollars worth of cocaine? Then it will be a sex video that "accidentally" gets stolen or released by a boyfriend.

after that much coke she should be ready for 2 girls 1 cup redux

 

[NFS4]

Vampire?

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

Vampire?

withdrawal lol

 

[Imp]

She really was hot in Mean Girls and before the whole crackwhore act. And why ruin your red hair with dime a dozen blonde...

Expecting mucho air brushing. The fact that she's a coked up whore counts against her no matter her appearance though.

 

[BladeVenom]

She should be on The Walking Dead. They wouldn't even need to apply any make-up.

 

[vi edit]

As nasty as she is, I don't buy into the "would not hit" comments. All of you " I am too hot for her and my dick is too good for her" guys have some serious reality distortion going on about how desirable you actually are from chick perspective.

Heck most of you declared a 13 ye old as eligible in the other thread.

5 years ago when she was actually healthy looking I'd agree with you. But at this point in time she's a washed up crack whore desperately clawing at any shred of popularity she has left for her next score. I work in a highly female populated industry (healthcare) and run into far more attractive women on a daily basis that what Lindsay has devolved into. And by sleeping with them I'm probably not subjecting myself to a totally wrecked up cooter that would light up an STD screening panel like the 4th of July.

 

[SKORPI0]

She should be on The Walking Dead. They wouldn't even need to apply any make-up.

This is not a 'babe' thread. D:

 

[NFS4]

This is not a 'babe' thread. D:

WTF! Ban!

How am I supposed to go to sleep now! :thumbsdown:

 

[Fire&Blood]

5 years ago when she was actually healthy looking I'd agree with you. But at this point in time she's a washed up crack whore desperately clawing at any shred of popularity she has left for her next score. I work in a highly female populated industry (healthcare) and run into far more attractive women on a daily basis that what Lindsay has devolved into. And by sleeping with them I'm probably not subjecting myself to a totally wrecked up cooter that would light up an STD screening panel like the 4th of July.

Fair enough but the notion I get is that some posters here act like they look like [insert popular actor name here] and are overflowing with swagger. Please, if you upload a pic, it's an instant nerd meme without any editing whatsoever.

AT forums are crowded with folks who rarely get near unrelated female orifices and if presented with opportunity to get close to one of hers, they would rise instantly and then soften up shortly thereafter.

No one said anything about dating her though. A BJ or protected sex I certainly wouldn't refuse, I would pursue if it minimal effort was required, certainly no dating/hand holding.