Linux Fanboys are funny :)

[eviltommy]

the HALIK i knew used to LAN !!!
not get a boner over recompiling a kernel.

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: halik

Originally posted by: Tetsuo

Originally posted by: dtyn
j00 R teh ub3r-l0sAr. Teh linux pwns j00.

Yes, once I start using linux I'll stop showering, shaving and losing all form of communication with the creatures known as "females". I will then start to mutter to myself about these facinating creatures and how I will one day capture one for myself. Hopefully my 3 foot long hair (both head and facial) and horrible stench will not scare the creature away.

or you can be a young professional like myself, driving a german sedan and using an operating system thats efficent and customizable to your needs. But if you know jack sh!t about unix, then theres no point in arguing with you since you never experienced the other side.

a german sedan such as a 1979 volkswagen diesel rabbit?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Goosemaster


Linux was an operating system. Now it is an engineering model.

i thought unix was the model

Linux spawned the global and open source developer model where people constantly look for problems that need fixing and possibilities that need developing. By the utilization and collaboration of global communities, these problems and possibilites are addressed globally, a new and definitely interesting engineering model is actuated.

 

[Tetsuo]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: halik

Originally posted by: Tetsuo

Originally posted by: dtyn
j00 R teh ub3r-l0sAr. Teh linux pwns j00.

Yes, once I start using linux I'll stop showering, shaving and losing all form of communication with the creatures known as "females". I will then start to mutter to myself about these facinating creatures and how I will one day capture one for myself. Hopefully my 3 foot long hair (both head and facial) and horrible stench will not scare the creature away.

or you can be a young professional like myself, driving a german sedan and using an operating system thats efficent and customizable to your needs. But if you know jack sh!t about unix, then theres no point in arguing with you since you never experienced the other side.

a german sedan such as a 1979 volkswagen diesel rabbit?

pwn3d!

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i like windows

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: halik

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: halik
pmalik@PowerEdge pmalik $ uname -a
Linux PowerEdge 2.6.0-gentoo #1 SMP Tue Jan 6 21:01:53 UTC 2004 i686 Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 2.80GHz GenuineIntel GNU/Linux



shut the hell up boy...

john@linuxbox john $ uname -a
Linux linuxbox 2.6.1-gentoo-r1 #1 Sat Jan 31 19:24:38 PST 2004 i686 AMD Athlon(TM) XP1800+ AuthenticAMD GNU/Linux

crap, i swore i installed 2.6.1 the other day.... o well time to recompile that beast

john@linuxbox john $ uname -a
Linux linuxbox 2.6.2-gentoo #1 Sun Feb 8 11:09:14 PST 2004 i686 AMD Athlon(TM) XP1800+ AuthenticAMD GNU/Linux

Heh...

 

[kenshorin]

I don't know why Linux fanboys hate Windows so much. If everyone used Linux, they would no longer be so uber-l33t.

 

[dighn]

you are funny

 

[Tetsuo]

His newest post is hilarious

"I don't remember doing that either. In fact, I don't need to claim the superiority of Linux. The facts speak for themselves."

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Goosemaster


Linux was an operating system. Now it is an engineering model.

i thought unix was the model

Linux spawned the global and open source developer model where people constantly look for problems that need fixing and possibilities that need developing. By the utilization and collaboration of global communities, these problems and possibilites are addressed globally, a new and definitely interesting engineering model is actuated.

LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL

That's the THEORY. Keyword, THEORY. In actuality, it rarely happens. Linux fanboys are just tools of Redhat, Suse, and whatever other distros that are out there. Tell me, how many people actually search out and fix bugs? I would guess less than .01%. And if someone does make a modification, it will be obsolete in the next kernel upgrade or next gui upgrade or whatever.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

That forum software sucks ass.

- M4H

 

[Tetsuo]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
That forum software sucks ass.

- M4H

Hand coded by the guy who owns it.

 

[edro]

I have used both.

Windows wins 99% of the battles.

Just admit it... Linux is a pain in the ass.

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: kenshorin
I don't know why Linux fanboys hate Windows so much. If everyone used Linux, they would no longer be so uber-l33t.

Trust me, you don't realize how much Windows sucks until you have run a few dozen servers with it. Last week I had to reboot every single one of them and impact a few hundred users to patch a security hole in INTERNET EXPLORER. Yeah, that's right, a whole afternoon wasted to fix a bug in a frickin' WEB BROWSER!

Meanwhile, my Linux servers were unaffected as usual. And, even if I did have to patch the web browsers on then, I could do it without rebooting them or impacting my users in the slightest bit.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Tetsuo

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
That forum software sucks ass.

- M4H

Hand coded by the guy who owns it.

SUCKS ASS, I SAY!

Not even date/time on the postings!

- M4H

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob

Originally posted by: kenshorin
I don't know why Linux fanboys hate Windows so much. If everyone used Linux, they would no longer be so uber-l33t.

Trust me, you don't realize how much Windows sucks until you have run a few dozen servers with it. Last week I had to reboot every single one of them and impact a few hundred users to patch a security hole in INTERNET EXPLORER. Yeah, that's right, a whole afternoon wasted to fix a bug in a frickin' WEB BROWSER!

Meanwhile, my Linux servers were unaffected as usual. And, even if I did have to patch the web browsers on then, I could do it without rebooting them or impacting my users in the slightest bit.

Meanwhile, you suck @ teh server, and I will now hit you over the head with the few decades of combined uptime at the university where I worked in IT administration.

/drops about 30 years spread over two dozen NT/2K servers on ultimatebob

- M4H

 

[Descartes]

The "German sedan" comment was about the most hilarious use of superficial superfluity I have ever seen.

Originally posted by: ultimatebob

Originally posted by: kenshorin
I don't know why Linux fanboys hate Windows so much. If everyone used Linux, they would no longer be so uber-l33t.

Trust me, you don't realize how much Windows sucks until you have run a few dozen servers with it. Last week I had to reboot every single one of them and impact a few hundred users to patch a security hole in INTERNET EXPLORER. Yeah, that's right, a whole afternoon wasted to fix a bug in a frickin' WEB BROWSER!

Meanwhile, my Linux servers were unaffected as usual. And, even if I did have to patch the web browsers on then, I could do it without rebooting them or impacting my users in the slightest bit.

You're right, the millions of people who run data centers filled with Windows boxen have no idea what they're doing

.

 

[LAUST]

What I hate is underdog fanboys.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: edro13
I have used both.

Windows wins 99% of the battles.

Just admit it... Linux is a pain in the ass.

I have informed Slashdot about your recent pro Windows activities. They will be here soon, so I would suggest you pack your luggage and make like a banana and split.

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: ultimatebob

Originally posted by: kenshorin
I don't know why Linux fanboys hate Windows so much. If everyone used Linux, they would no longer be so uber-l33t.

Trust me, you don't realize how much Windows sucks until you have run a few dozen servers with it. Last week I had to reboot every single one of them and impact a few hundred users to patch a security hole in INTERNET EXPLORER. Yeah, that's right, a whole afternoon wasted to fix a bug in a frickin' WEB BROWSER!

Meanwhile, my Linux servers were unaffected as usual. And, even if I did have to patch the web browsers on then, I could do it without rebooting them or impacting my users in the slightest bit.

Meanwhile, you suck @ teh server, and I will now hit you over the head with the few decades of combined uptime at the university where I worked in IT administration.

/drops about 30 years spread over two dozen NT/2K servers on ultimatebob

- M4H

Oh, I bet that THOSE systems are real secure...

Most of the Microsoft security patches don't take effect until after you reboot them, just because of annoyingly integrated nature of the OS. On my xNIX boxes, however, I can just restart the affected service 90% of the time.

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: edro13
I have used both.

Windows wins 99% of the battles.

Just admit it... Linux is a pain in the ass.

I have informed Slashdot about your recent pro Windows activities. They will be here soon, so I would suggest you pack your luggage and make like a banana and split.

lol

We're screwed. The average IQ of ATOT will drop from 50 to about 13 after the first one registers

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Oh, I bet that THOSE systems are real secure...

Most of the Microsoft security patches don't take effect until after you reboot them, just because of annoyingly integrated nature of the OS. On my xNIX boxes, however, I can just restart the affected service 90% of the time.

Number of security compromises in previous five years - Three.

All due to the co-op IT student installing software.

And for two, subsequently losing their job.

And as far as your "oh noes, you have to rebo0tx0r" crap, I have only one thing to say.

Load balancing owns you.

- M4H

 

[Descartes]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: ultimatebob

Originally posted by: kenshorin
I don't know why Linux fanboys hate Windows so much. If everyone used Linux, they would no longer be so uber-l33t.

Trust me, you don't realize how much Windows sucks until you have run a few dozen servers with it. Last week I had to reboot every single one of them and impact a few hundred users to patch a security hole in INTERNET EXPLORER. Yeah, that's right, a whole afternoon wasted to fix a bug in a frickin' WEB BROWSER!

Meanwhile, my Linux servers were unaffected as usual. And, even if I did have to patch the web browsers on then, I could do it without rebooting them or impacting my users in the slightest bit.

Meanwhile, you suck @ teh server, and I will now hit you over the head with the few decades of combined uptime at the university where I worked in IT administration.

/drops about 30 years spread over two dozen NT/2K servers on ultimatebob

- M4H

Oh, I bet that THOSE systems are real secure...

Most of the Microsoft security patches don't take effect until after you reboot them, just because of annoyingly integrated nature of the OS. On my xNIX boxes, however, I can just restart the affected service 90% of the time.

Please tell me how bouncing a service is any better than bouncing the box? You'll generally save a little time, but the disruption to those using the service will occur in both cases, and that is the cost associated with maintenance.

 

[Descartes]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Oh, I bet that THOSE systems are real secure...

Most of the Microsoft security patches don't take effect until after you reboot them, just because of annoyingly integrated nature of the OS. On my xNIX boxes, however, I can just restart the affected service 90% of the time.

Number of security compromises in previous five years - Three.

All due to the co-op IT student installing software.

And for two, subsequently losing their job.

And as far as your "oh noes, you have to rebo0tx0r" crap, I have only one thing to say.

Load balancing owns you.

- M4H

Agreed. If the reboot of a server brings an enterprise to its knees, then there is a lot more wrong than the zeal of the anti-Windows admins.

 

[bozack]

Originally posted by: LAUST
What I hate is underdog fanboys.

yep, hate em with a passion....

with re. Linux and not needing security patches, if linux was the OS of choice you can be sure it would get its fair share of attacks just like Windows.