Perhaps I am wrong, but you have no patience and no humility.
The very first thing I tried to do with a Linux distro was to try to follow instructions for installing an old version onto a machine that I thought had 16MB RAM, but in fact had 4MB. It was an exercise in futility, I was in over my head, etc. However, I responded with patience. When I later decided to try to install a newer version on my main machine, the task was comparatively much easier. I think that you are not viewing things from the proper perspective.
Also, one thing that working with Linux has taught me is that 90% of the time that something doesn't work right, it's my fault, and that 90% of the time something goes wrong, I can fix it, work around it, or otherwise avoid the problem. Because Windows is so opaque, I could never understand what was going on, and I would always blame somebody else; however, now that I understand how I am actually in control of my system, I am all the wiser. I believe that you could benefit from this quality as well.
But if you don't like, that's OK. Maybe it's not for you. But you shouldn't get angry at Linux because it does not conform to your expectations; if somebody made you do this, bug them; otherwise, just move on.
In conclusion, I would like to thank you for your having thrown a trollish temper tantrum tonight, for it has imbued me with resolve---you have shown me that even if I accidentally insulted somebody else, promised to apologize, but cowardly still haven't done so for several days, it can always be worse.