List a few horrible movies you would absolutely not recommend anyone to watch EVER!

[SlickSnake]

Since I just witnessed a train wreck that will leave me scarred for some time, I will start with:

Antichrist (2011) - Absolutely avoid at all costs unless you are a fan of the Lilith Fairs and enjoy seeing a man completely tortured and emasculated even when he's supposed to be having a good time.

The Human Centipede - and any related spinoffs. Seriously, you don't want to see this, really, you don't. You might think you do, but unless you have Alzheimer's you can not unsee these 2 monstrosities.

Teeth (2007) - If you value your manhood and you never want to look strangely at your girlfriend or wife again when you see them naked, just don't watch this. But it's highly recommended for Lilith Fair lovers.

While there are a lot of other over the top gore flicks out there I could list with these, this is my list of bad flicks that had scenes in them I just can't shake and I wish I could unsee them.

 

[schneiderguy]

Antichrist is a great movie.

 

[mmntech]

Anything Adam Sandler did after Happy Gilmore.

 

[KeithTalent]

Antichrist is awesome.

I'd say Transformers 2 and Sucker Punch for sure.

KT

 

[SlickSnake]

Antichrist is a great movie.

I will admit the cinematography was very good at times. But that does not make it a great movie.

Either a movie succeeds on most levels, or it don't.

And I don't think this succeeded at all. You can put sugary icing all over crap, and it's still crap.

 

[SlickSnake]

Antichrist is awesome.

I'd say Transformers 2 and Sucker Punch for sure.

KT

Sucker Punch was a gut punch all right, but didn't leave me emotionally damaged after watching it, just sick to my stomach a bit.

And Transformers 2 wasn't that bad, at least they blew stuff up a lot in it. Admittedly a forgettable throwaway flick tho.

 

[sactoking]

Observe and Report was perhaps the single worst movie I have ever seen, and I've watched some bad movies in my day.

 

[KeithTalent]

Observe and Report was perhaps the single worst movie I have ever seen, and I've watched some bad movies in my day.

Such an underrated black comedy. I love it.

I should really stop participating in movie threads here...

KT

 

[AnonymouseUser]

I'd say Transformers 2

Definitely this. 1 and 3 were decent overall, but Revenge of the Fallen was an unwatchable mess.

Another mess of a movie: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

 

[SlickSnake]

Anything Adam Sandler did after Happy Gilmore.

Yea, those were at least completely forgettable. So no long-term emotional damages there.

Maybe I need to reword my topic title a bit, hmmm.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Yea, those were at least completely forgettable. So no long-term emotional damages there.

Maybe I need to reword my topic title a bit, hmmm.

Your title is fine, The Phantom Menace completely ruined the Star Wars franchise for me, so there are long-term emotional damages.

 

[purbeast0]

i would actually recommend teeth because of it's absurd nature. if you like b-horror movies it's great. same with human centipede.

of recent times, movie 43 and spring breakers. didn't even make it through all of spring breakers.

 

[SlickSnake]

Observe and Report was perhaps the single worst movie I have ever seen, and I've watched some bad movies in my day.

Yea, that wasn't very good. And I don't recall much about that movie being very funny, either. A comedy is often very hit and miss depending on the script, and that was a miss for me.

 

[SlickSnake]

Such an underrated black comedy. I love it.

I should really stop participating in movie threads here...

KT

Naw, don't do that! I read them a lot, I just rarely have anything to add to them someone else hasn't said before I do, lol. And the bad movies really stick with me sometimes a lot more than they should. I have a few others I may add to my list. Those I highlighted just damaged me the most I think, lol.

 

[KeithTalent]

Definitely this. 1 and 3 were decent overall, but Revenge of the Fallen was an unwatchable mess.

Another mess of a movie: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

I thought Episode 2 was the worst offender. That movie is god-awful. I can find things to like in the other two.

KT

 

[SlickSnake]

Your title is fine, The Phantom Menace completely ruined the Star Wars franchise for me, so there are long-term emotional damages.

Yea, I can relate to that myself, too. And add in a few very disappointing Star Trek movies too, like the first one. I wanted my money back after seeing that mess of a movie and that movie left me scratching my head to this day. What a massive let down after a massive hype about it.

 

[Ketchup]

I hated Titanic. I think it scarred me. Will never watch it again.

Liked the PC game though.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Are you saying that...there is another Human Centipede movie out? I need to see this.

I saw it, I thought it was hilariously screwed up. Who in the world comes up with these movies? LOL

 

[Kaido]

Knowing - Nick Cage

Dark Water - Jennifer Connolly

Lost - after the first two seasons

 

[AnonymouseUser]

I thought Episode 2 was the worst offender. That movie is god-awful. I can find things to like in the other two.

To this day I haven't seen Episode 2 or 3 thanks to 1, and have lost interest in the original trilogy to boot. Also, while I did enjoy the PC game SW:KotOR, I have no interest in any other SW games. SW is dead to me.

 

[Murloc]

nothing really stuck to me, I tend to forget the bad movies.
I never saw anything that left scars.

 

[Ketchup]

Lost - after the first two seasons

If we are including TV shows, Oh gosh yes! And just when we (my wife and I) thought it couldn't get any worse, here comes season 6!

 

[Alienwho]

2002 remake of the time machine. Possibly the worst movie ever, and I'm a guy pearce fan.
The tomb raider movies are completely unwatchable.
Anything with Julia Roberts.

I'm the kind of guy that can still watch a pretty bad movie and be okay with it, but not with the above.

 

[skyking]

caught a glimpse of 2010: Moby Dick yesterday.
What a perversion, a clumsy cross between Jaws and something else.

 

[SlickSnake]

Are you saying that...there is another Human Centipede movie out? I need to see this.

I saw it, I thought it was hilariously screwed up. Who in the world comes up with these movies? LOL

No, there is NOT a second centipede movie where he pleasures himself with a piece of sandpaper. So don't bother looking for it, it's NOT out there.

Kay bye!