List a few horrible movies you would absolutely not recommend anyone to watch EVER!

[Via]

i dissagree, watchd the first season when it aired in college with a lot of people. 90% of us thought it sucked

Why did you keep watching?

Life is too short. Find something you like.

 

[AmdEmAll]

Shutter Island (not sure how some people liked this movie.. fucking horrible)
Terminator Salvation (attempted to watch it on a flight to Australia.. terrible.. I feel asleep)

 

[dmoney1980]

-Any Kevin James and Adam Sandler movie in the last 10 years.
-Any movie starring a WWE wrestler / star / "actor"
-Any movie starring a rapper
-Battleship
-Movies directed by Rob Zombie (he murdered both Halloween remakes, and keeps casting his wife and his friends in all of his movies)
-Texas Chainsaw Massacre:The Next Generation (I bet Matthew McConaughey still gets shit from his friends about this movie)
-Anything with Jennifer Lopez in it
-Any "non-serious" Ben Afflect movie. Chasing Amy was OK though
-any of those rom-coms titled after a holiday like New Years Eve or Valentine's Day that my wife tried to make me watch on Netflix.
-Battleship

 

[Anubis]

Why did you keep watching?

Life is too short. Find something you like.

we didnt we only watched the first season

 

[bigi]

Borat

2010: The Year We Make Contact - what a fvck up of a classic.

 

[Craig234]

Borat

What the hell, that movie had hilarious parts - and some mean ones

2010: The Year We Make Contact - what a fvck up of a classic.

Not good, but not too bad to watch once

 

[Anubis]

Borat

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i agree, actually IMO he has never made anything worth watching

 

[Gibsons]

yeah, I thought it would have some decent entertainment value to it--but it was just bad. No cheesy one-liners, the senseless violence wasn't really senseless, the "villain(s)?" just took up space, and Rutger Haur just couldn't draw you in.

Dang, sorry to hear this. I meant to catch it at some point, figuring it had to have all the things you're saying it doesn't have. Oh well.

edit: I think I'd watch the full McBain movie.

"Mendozaaaaaaaaa!!!!!"

 

[StrangerGuy]

Skyfall is dumbly written garbage.

 

[Via]

I just watched another one that belongs on this list: Redtails.

I couldn't tear my eyes away from the epic badness of it all. I can't imagine a movie worse than this.

Every bad cliche ever conceived (racial and otherwise) is trotted out on cue, one after the other. Holy crap is this movie crap.

Did I mention this is a bad film?

 

[JamesV]

Skyfall is dumbly written garbage.

Only Bond movie I ever hated. Not only did they steal every story element from other films (Mission Impossible 2 and even Batman - how the villain wants to be captured and what happened next is exactly like Joker), but they insulted my intelligence when the starting premise is :

'the list of all undercover spies was being carried on a train in Europe'.

I'm sure the CIA/MI5 regularly sends a list of all their undercover operatives to places where it might be stolen, guarded by a whole two people. Utterly stupid.

 

[StrangerGuy]

Only Bond movie I ever hated. Not only did they steal every story element from other films (Mission Impossible 2 and even Batman - how the villain wants to be captured and what happened next is exactly like Joker), but they insulted my intelligence when the starting premise is :

'the list of all undercover spies was being carried on a train in Europe'.

I'm sure the CIA/MI5 regularly sends a list of all their undercover operatives to places where it might be stolen, guarded by a whole two people. Utterly stupid.

The movie is full of dumb, but the dumbest part must be "Hey, instead of protecting a vulnerable old woman in a heavily guarded location, let's drive her to a remote part of Scotland with totally no backup against a few dozen heavily armed perps."

MI: Ghost Protocol does the action spy flick infinitely better than this crock of shit.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

MI: Ghost Protocol does the action spy flick infinitely better than this crock of shit.

Now that was a good movie. :thumbsup:

 

[Paratus]

Only Bond movie I ever hated. Not only did they steal every story element from other films (Mission Impossible 2 and even Batman - how the villain wants to be captured and what happened next is exactly like Joker), but they insulted my intelligence when the starting premise is :

'the list of all undercover spies was being carried on a train in Europe'.

I'm sure the CIA/MI5 regularly sends a list of all their undercover operatives to places where it might be stolen, guarded by a whole two people. Utterly stupid.

You missed one movie they ripped off.
Here you go Honest Trailers Skyfall

 

[shortylickens]

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom?tt0185183

Some are so bad you HAVE to see them, for the suck, for the fail.

 

[SlickSnake]

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom?tt0185183

Some are so bad you HAVE to see them, for the suck, for the fail.

You have got to be kidding me.

Anus Magillicutty (2003) When Anus Magillicutty's woman stops a would-be assassin, Anus is forced to interrupt his life of guzzling beer and women to dispose of the corpse. What starts as a simple chore quickly escalates into a darker plot of deceit and revenge where it seems even Satan himself is after Anus.

They even promote how bad the movie is on the DVD cover...

 

[Ichinisan]

I just watched another one that belongs on this list: Redtails.

I couldn't tear my eyes away from the epic badness of it all. I can't imagine a movie worse than this.

Every bad cliche ever conceived (racial and otherwise) is trotted out on cue, one after the other. Holy crap is this movie crap.

Did I mention this is a bad film?

Lucas thinks you're a racist.

 

[Richard N]

Powder. Someone put that in the VCR in our break room and it was on for the last several days at lunch. I ate my lunch in my truck for three days till it was over. Fuckin horrible movie

 

[purbeast0]

sharknado. it's not even one of those movies that is so bad you recommend it to people to watch it cause it's so bad it is funny. it's just bad.

jersey shore shark attack on the other hand, that one is so bad that i'd recommend it because it's so bad it's funny/entertaining. sharknado just was not entertaining at all.

 

[CZroe]

ITT: The Redemption of Mcconaughey.

Bernie was pretty awesome.

Still wouldn't want to be around the smelly mofo.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Weekend at Bernie's

Since it's not good to make fun of dead people.

 

[purbeast0]

Weekend at Bernie's

Since it's not good to make fun of dead people.

you are insane. weekend at bernies is awesome.

and there is nothing wrong with making fun of dead people, especially in a comedy movie.

 

[marvdmartian]

Sandra Bullock's first movie, Hangman. Funny thing, the dvd cover primarily features a head shot of her, but only because she's famous now. Her role was miniscule in this movie, and it stunk out loud!

 

[zinfamous]

Still wouldn't want to be around the smelly mofo.

lmao! deodorant thread immediately turns to McConaughey hate thread.

 

[Cogman]

The last airbender. The cartoon was good fun for all ages, the movie was fun for no one. They took a wonderful, deep mythos an extremely creative world and turned it into the turd of the month.

I present to you exhibit A:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3x9WmjHDEM