List a few horrible movies you would absolutely not recommend anyone to watch EVER!

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SlickSnake

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May 29, 2007
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Frankenstein's Army - a new release.

I actually made it all the way through this pointless bloody mayhem just because I broke it up into 2 parts. The first half literally was so boring and badly acted and written it caused me to fall asleep. The second half is a smorgasbord of gore, blood, body parts, and half human half machine creations that the good doctor is creating for no apparent reason other than Adolf told him to. The Russians are the liberators of the cyborg lab, and the shaky cam camera man is offering the mad scientist asylum in Russia if he wants to switch sides before the Red Army gets there and bombs the lab into the ground.

The movie had the visual imagery of a violent video game at times, including the cyborgs and lab atmosphere, so I have to give the special effects crew some credit for that I guess. It would have helped a lot if the mad doctor had some reason to create all these monstrosities other than just for a good time, though. Overall, it's a waste of a movie when this much thought is put into the special effects, and so little thought is put into the script and actors parts.

What this movie really looks like is a Frankenstein's Nazi haunted house of cyborg horrors or something. Some of the creations would scare the crap out of someone at a haunted house attraction. On that level it succeeds, but on a movie level it pretty much fails miserably.
 

tmc

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Aug 14, 2001
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wow, I just read the plot of human centipede - yes I agree it is a movie I don't want to watch.
 

SlickSnake

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May 29, 2007
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Since my local BB closed, my crappy movie watching kind of took a dump lately. But I found a real stinker in the Blu bargin bin at Fry's called Bad Biology for $3 for the Blu/DVD version that needed to be aired out here.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0974977/

Honestly, I don't know where to begin with this mess. It starts out with the female lead Jennifer talking about her unbelievable alien vag,
where she has a baby almost immediately after having sex, then she dumps the baby where ever she happens to be.
Really. We get to hear all about her female lady part problems at the very start of the flick for what seems like forever. I was seriously ready to turn if off after what seemed like an eternity of this, because, well, it just made me want to puke, frankly. And I didn't find her vag tales very humorous or even remotely interesting.

Finally, the film turned around almost 180 degrees, and introduced the male lead Batz. This is who the film is really about, besides the fact
these 2 sexual freakazoids will finally meet at some point down the road.

Batz has a gigantic, tumor covered organ that has a mind of it's own. Literally. He talks to it, and feeds it steroids and other drugs just to keep it satisfied and under control. Without revealing too many stupid spoliers,
it finally detaches itself, and goes out on a quest on it's own while he's asleep one night.
Seriously. And that pretty much covers the entire movie.

It seems like a movie you might want to watch at a bachelors party after all the strippers have left. There's abundant T&A in it and even coochie, so you won't be too disappointed in that area, if that's all you are looking for. I would say avoid it at all costs, unless this is the type of movie you are looking for.

I would rate it at Zero Stars.

Harsh, I know, but it's so much worse than it could have been with just a little creativity and plot thrown in and a lot of gross stupidity thrown out.
 
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Kaido

Elite Member & Kitchen Overlord
Feb 14, 2004
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Highlander The Source

Which is a pity, because the first movie & the TV show were GREAT. I love the concept, but holy cow, they destroyed the storyline. I'd love to get the movie rights to it & at least give it a proper ending when McCloud is the last one, you know? It was worse than when Lost ended
 

IndyColtsFan

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Sep 22, 2007
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To this day I haven't seen Episode 2 or 3 thanks to 1, and have lost interest in the original trilogy to boot. Also, while I did enjoy the PC game SW:KotOR, I have no interest in any other SW games. SW is dead to me.

Episode III isn't bad -- it can't match any of the original movies, but it is easily the best of the prequels. I have to agree with KT on Episode II -- it is worse than Episode I and it isn't close.
 
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