List a few horrible movies you would absolutely not recommend anyone to watch EVER!

[sdifox]

Uwe Boll

 

[Reckoner]

Tinker tailor soldier spy aka the cure for insomnia

 

[sdifox]

Tinker tailor soldier spy aka the cure for insomnia

I loved that movie.

 

[Craig234]

Naked Lunch

Twin Dragons (Jackie Chan went from auto-go to check first)

Anything by that Ewe Buller? guy making games into a movie

But Naked Lunch - the worst.

 

[BudAshes]

But Naked Lunch - the worst.

I never saw the movie but I did read the book, and holy fuck that was not a book to be made into a movie. It's the rantings of a opium/heroin addict and incredibly disgusting in ways that no sober person could imagine.

Phantom Menace is the most disturbing for me though. It was the day part of my childhood died.

 

[busydude]

Nude nuns with big guns.

Watched for the T&A, left disappointed by the end of the movie.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Mad Max. It's mostly just car camera shots with the occasional rape. Couldn't finish it.

 

[olds]

Eyes Wide Shut

 

[thedarkwolf]

Mad Max. It's mostly just car camera shots with the occasional rape. Couldn't finish it.

The Nightrider is not pleased.

Return of the Living Dead 5 Rave to the Grave
I like stupid B horror movies as much as the next guy but damn.

 

[waggy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Serbian_Film

don't suggest anyone watch it..i found it online and let my curiosity get the better of me.

 

[olds]

The Watch

 

[tboo]

Cop Out

 

[DigDog]

i honestly thought Magnolia was mental torture. i'd rather sit through 10 sharknados.

 

[FalseChristian]

Stay from The Godfather, Good Fellas and Scar Face. 3 of the most absolutely horrible, boring, terrible acting, lousy plot movies of all time!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Stay from The Godfather, Good Fellas and Scar Face. 3 of the most absolutely horrible, boring, terrible acting, lousy plot movies of all time!

That you need swarthy criminals in suits to check your cinematographic pleasure box is more sad than the opinion you pretend to espouse.

 

[Craig234]

I never saw the movie but I did read the book, and holy fuck that was not a book to be made into a movie. It's the rantings of a opium/heroin addict and incredibly disgusting in ways that no sober person could imagine.

I liked Trainspotting. Been too long for Requiem for a Dream to remember how good or bad.

But Naked Lunch, oh, my, gosh. I think it could push people to use heroin.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Thought of some more:

Feast 2 and 3 were HORRIBLE. The 1st one is classic.

Human Centipede 2 was horrible..I mean..the first was..different..but I wouldn't call it bad...but 2 was...horrible.

Someone mentioned Teeth? That movie is great!

 

[SlickSnake]

Tinker tailor soldier spy aka the cure for insomnia

Hadn't seen it yet. The reviews were generally good tho. And at least they got some good actors in it.

 

[Pardus]

White House Down (judging by the previews)

Was given a free ticket to see this piece of trash, it was an absolute horror of a movie. The idea that a paramilitary group.can easily take over the white house with the army, secret service and FBI sitting on there ass clueless what to do was insanely ridiculous.

It took over an hour for the Special Forces to show up at the white house.

Please don't rent this piece of trash, it will wind up in the walmart $5 junk bin soon.

 

[Paladin3]

I loved that movie.

I'll second a thumbs up for Tinker tailor Soldier Spy. Watched it twice and loved it both times. Different people like different types of movies.

 

[SlickSnake]

Naked Lunch

Twin Dragons (Jackie Chan went from auto-go to check first)

Anything by that Ewe Buller? guy making games into a movie

But Naked Lunch - the worst.

Naked Lunch - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102511/
Sounds oddly familiar. I may have seen part of this before on TV somewhere. The top reviewers post there is just plain awesome, lol. Sounds odd enough that I may have to subject myself to it and watch it sometime.

Twin Dragons - Someone who is playing his twin for hilarious effects has never been done before. I will not subject myself to this. Thanks for the warning.

Uwe Boll movies - Can be sort of a hit or a VERY BIG MISS. And anything with him and Christian Slater in it most likely won't end well, such as Alone in the Dark.

 

[Kaido]

Uwe Boll

We watch "In the name of the King" every year strictly to make fun of it for 2 hours straight :biggrin:

BECAUSE OF THE SEAWEED!!! :awe:

 

[SlickSnake]

Nude nuns with big guns.

Watched for the T&A, left disappointed by the end of the movie.

Yea, that probably will never get a watch out of me, and thanks for the memories.

Now, if there was a movie called Nude Priests with BIG GUNS! that might get a rise out of me.

 

[manimal]

Year one

It made me think Harold Ramis has died and replaced by a pod person.

 

[Kaido]

I kind of liked Knowing, but I think Nick brought nothing original to the role. I can see some other stars doing that movie where it would be a lot more interesting and visceral than it was with him doing it.

Dark Water was almost completely forgettable, which is good in some cases.

Lost was nothing I could stomach for very long, sorry all you Lost fans out there.

For me, the ending to a movie or TV series is like the last bite of your meal. If you bite into cartilage or find a hair in it or something gross, it ruins the entire meal. Likewise with movies. Knowing killed me because it started out as a horror movie - creepy little kid doing creepy things, creepy scary scenes, and then...oh hey, everybody died. Because the aliens knew the sun was going to explode for 50 years but only saved like 10 people. It is the only movie I have ever publicly booed at. I turned around and booed the people who were clapping at the end :biggrin:

Dark Water, same thing. Stupid ending. If you're not going to give me a happy ending to a movie, at least give me a satisfying ending that I can make my peace with. Nope, deadsies. Stupid. Same with Lost - LOVED the first two seasons, but it just went into a repeating loop after that, and then finished in the dumbest way possible, even after the writers said they weren't dead or in purgatory. Garbage!

See, I don't mind it if a movie comes off as bad. Like going into something like Sharknado or Warehouse 13, you know what to expect, and you enjoy it because you're not expecting a gourmet meal, you're expecting fast food, and you get fast food. People loved Sharknado because it was advertised as campy, it was campy, people came ready for campy, and people got campy. Boom. That's actually one of the reason I like M. Knight's "The Village" - they mis-advertised it as a horror movie, and people saw it and were disappointed, so by the time I got around to seeing it people told me it was more of a somewhat suspenseful movie, so I went in with different expectations and wasn't disappointed that it wasn't a crazy scary movie.