List the very first three things you would do after you win a 100M lottery!

[Eska]

1. Drop out of college.
2. Build the pimpest and the fastest rig.
3. Buy this.

 

[neutralizer]

Two chicks at the same time.

 

[spidey07]

1) Hire very good attorney
2) Hire two CPAs who compete with each other for accuracy
3) Hire another attorney to watch the CPAs
4) Hire Personal Investigator to tail all of the above.

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: spidey07
1) Hire very good attorney
2) Hire two CPAs who compete with each other for accuracy
3) Hire another attorney to watch the CPAs
4) Hire Personal Investigator to tail all of the above.

5) Hire personal investigator to tail #4.

 

[JoeFahey]

secure it

 

[JoeFahey]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Two chicks at the same time.

He said the first 3, not 2.

 

[Ktulu]

Originally posted by: spidey07
1) Hire very good attorney
2) Hire two CPAs who compete with each other for accuracy
3) Hire another attorney to watch the CPAs
4) Hire Personal Investigator to tail all of the above.

5) Hire therapist to cure paranoia?

 

[randay]

1. hire a professional body guard.
2. call in sick to work.
3. wait at home until the money is actually in my bank account.

assuming we already passed that point.

1. quit my job
2. spend it
3. die

 

[JS80]

Tax Attorney
Quit Job
Start a Hedge Fund

 

[compnovice]

Buy a lottery ticket...

 

[skyking]

1) offer to pay off the debt of all my friends and family. that might get turned down, who knows?
2) get a different house
3)hire a full time office manager

 

[dquan97]

1. Call Tax Attorney
2. Open Swiss account
3. Tell wife that we won $20MM

 

[TecHNooB]

Eat lots of sushi >=)

 

[Ayah]

Secure it. Live happily ever after.

 

[TheNinja]

1. Buy a house and hire people to move all my crap to that house.
2. Take a 3-4 week vacation and travel to Europe or Australia.
3. Buy some really good beer and drink it for 1 week straight, only pausing to eat, go to the bathroom, and sleep.

 

[hypn0tik]

1) Pay off all of my family's bills (Mortgage, car, etc etc...)
2) Give 50% to my parents and ask them to put some money in the bank for my sister's school
3) Put the rest in the bank/invest.

 

[yobarman]

1. Pay all debts, public and private.
2. Buy a home and multiple cars.
3. Live off interest
4. Party like its 1999.

 

[sponge008]

Invest 30% in US stock market, 25% in Japanese, 25% in European, with the rest, go on a wild world-wide vacation. Oh, and there would not be 100m left after taxes.

 

[quakefiend420]

get a few million or so in cash and roll around in it :laugh:
then i would probably go on a car/bike buying spree
next i would start designing a house to have built

 

[Rubycon]

Find someone that I could trust to donate it to a real charity.

 

[everman]

Pay off some reporters to falsely report that in fact I did not win the lottery, it was a mistake and I won nothing.
Secure the money with suitable investments (bonds, money market, some real estate, some stock)
Continue as I am

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: MS Dawn
Find someone that I could trust to donate it to a real charity.

if the situation ever comes up, i'm a trustworthy guy :shiftyeyes;

 

[n7]

Buy car.
Buy house.

Actually, i wouldn't know what to do with myself really.

Likely i'd move somewhere else first actually.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

i'd wanna star in a rap video and throw hundred dollar bills at the camera

 

[Shadowknight]

1. Pay off all my debts
2. Move into a nicer apartment
3. Get a house custom built to my specifications, including it's own power generator, walk in freezer, mini-observatory, underground garage, and secret passageways.