List your first 3 Lays

[HamburgerBoy]

I will die a virgin.

 

[zanejohnson]

I will die a virgin.

i dont believe this at all, but if it's true...........just pay for it at this point......


i've had a ton, and the quality has degraded so highly, that i'll just pay for it from now on out....

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Prostitutes are pretty gross bro.

 

[zanejohnson]

Prostitutes are pretty gross bro.

then be gay i guess?

i dont think at the highest point of my assgetting career, that i've ever (to this day) considered a prostitute gross.


i'm just saying, i dont think hookers are gross. i think, that if you were two warring kingdoms........and one managed to get all the gold, and the other, all the hookers............ you'd have an excellent world economy

 

[OCGuy]

Prostitutes are pretty gross bro.

Ehh....not always if you are above the street-walker price bracket.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Ehh....not always if you are above the street-walker price bracket.

If you pay enough, can you ask them to anything, e.g. watch them thoroughly brush their teeth to ensure there aren't any icky mouth germs in there? I feel like I'd have to take out a garden hose and container of Comet before anything else.

 

[zanejohnson]

If you pay enough, can you ask them to anything, e.g. watch them thoroughly brush their teeth to ensure there aren't any icky mouth germs in there? I feel like I'd have to take out a garden hose and container of Comet before anything else.

YES basically


usually hookers are more worried about YOU taking a shower before they fuck you... actually..

 

[zanejohnson]

If you pay enough, can you ask them to anything, e.g. watch them thoroughly brush their teeth to ensure there aren't any icky mouth germs in there? I feel like I'd have to take out a garden hose and container of Comet before anything else.

i had to come back to reply again.......... really if that's what gets you off, demoralzing females........ man i gotta tell you, most hookers are all about that...... really, most women in general......

see there's a professional world, and a recreational world.....


and anyone human participates..... that pretty clean bank teller girl............ yep she's smoking meth........ that's about the world experience i've seen so far.

 

[jad1097]

blonde white girl

Same blonde white girl + another blonde white girl

brunette white girl


Married a nutty spanish woman

 

[irishScott]

My GF.
My GF.
My GF.

Yeah, I'm one of those guys. 4 years and going strong, I knew what I wanted.

 

[VulgarDisplay]

I might be a scumbag friend.

1. Friend's Sister while 5 people slept in the room
2. Different Friend's Ex-Girlfriend
3. Different Friend's Actual Girlfriend she asked for a ride home from a party, not my fault she thought my truck was powered by blowjobs apparently. Things escalated quickly.

I'm not even sure if those were the first 3. There was a period of about 12 years of blacked out drunk that started when I was 14 years old.

 

[SlickSnake]

blonde white girl

Same blonde white girl + another blonde white girl

brunette white girl

Married a nutty spanish woman

I had to log in to tag the lurker, MINE!

(takes lurker into Old's basement for some kinky D&D with Mayne the racist virgin)

 

[SlickSnake]

Oh, and male or female, and my virginity or theirs? And more importantly, at what age? Does playing doctor count?

 

[irishScott]

I might be a scumbag friend.

1. Friend's Sister while 5 people slept in the room
2. Different Friend's Ex-Girlfriend
3. Different Friend's Actual Girlfriend she asked for a ride home from a party, not my fault she thought my truck was powered by blowjobs apparently. Things escalated quickly.

I'm not even sure if those were the first 3. There was a period of about 12 years of blacked out drunk that started when I was 14 years old.

Meh, first two are kosher. Maybe not the best stuff to build a friendship off of, but kosher. 3rd is kinda... I mean it takes two to tango, so she's got partial blame, but... yeah you should have declined and told your friend. Although if one or both of you were drunk things might be a little more understandable; and she clearly wasn't a loyal GF. So you're not that bad.

And this is from a guy who partially defines himself by his loyalty to his GF and friends. Judging from this post you may have been more opportunistic than I would have been, but you didn't seek it out; and that counts for a decent bit. I define "scumbag friends" as those that intentionally abuse your friendship. You're more "normal" than "scumbag".

 

[zanejohnson]

Oh, and male or female, and my virginity or theirs? And more importantly, at what age? Does playing doctor count?

my my when will thee bee turning forty forty????

fuckin old ass vampyre

 

[Remobz]

1) Honduran Whore whom my Uncle paid for while I was drunk

2) 19 year old Half American/Canadian Blonde

3) 36 year old Canadian Brunette nurse

 

[SlickSnake]

my my when will thee bee turning forty forty????

fuckin old ass vampyre

50 is more like it.

And I been with my same partner for 30 years now, and we finally just tied the knot last week!!! For better or worse and stuff...

 

[zanejohnson]

50 is more like it.

And I been with my same partner for 30 years now, and we finally just tied the knot last week!!! For better or worse and stuff...

congratulations

 

[DigDog]

1) Frito-Lay
when i was 12
2) De-Lay
on my guitar; i was 16
3) Barc-Lays
my first bank account; i was 18.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Regular
Salt-n-Vinegar
BBQ

I prefer cheesy to BBQ. Otherwise, this.

 

[ProchargeMe]

Hmm first 3 lays..

1: overly attached girl in high school that turned out to be a ho

2: a girl I met at gamestop and she was a horny bitch that wanted to be fucked 3-4 times a night. Wore me out.

3: some random guy's sister I met at a party and it was good for her but not for me. Hot dog in a hallway situation with this one

 

[amdhunter]

That guy in the the school yard back in the 2nd grade.
My uncle joe a week later after I told him about that guy in the school yard.
Uncle Joe and that guy for weeks after that.