- Mar 3, 2003
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Just... why? Are you really so desperate to relive your glory days as a 12 year old? Or perhaps you think you can force these poor kids to win through your overwhelming personality?
Sigh. Cut to last night. 24 kids playing, 12 parents present (which is really sad). One team with an exceedingly fast and smart player is using the 'steal all the bases' trick. Kid gets on first base, then waits for the ball to go the pitcher. Kid takes a big lead. If the pitcher throws back to first base, the kid is fast enough that he's safe on second before the throw comes. If the pitcher throws to second and they run him back to first, he's off the base again the second the ball goes back to the pitcher.
Anyone who's played baseball in school knows the drill. It's capitalizing on the fact that doing a rundown is damn near impossible if you don't practice it - hell the pros have trouble and mess it up.
So the 'coaches' on the other team get mad. One of them starts yelling at the coaches on the other team about "poor sportsmanship", and "delaying the game". Another on the same team starts yelling at the volunteer umpire. In this league (small town) it's a high school kid that was given 10 bucks to spend his evening at the field.
WHAT is wrong with these people? I spoke with the ump who actually is a friend of mine and he blew it off. And I quote "it's little league man. That's normal and tame." Since when? Since when did this so-called sport where kids play and don't really keep score become a venue for insecure useless manlets to scream at others?
Later in the game, the first base coach (of the same team before) started yelling at the ump. The ump lost the count once and had to go to the 1st base ump to confirm it. That evidently really got this coach mad. Later, the ump did a poor job of signalling "foul ball" so the runners advanced but had to return. Then the coach was yelling about how the ump 'gassed' his player so his player would be 'winded' running to first base the second time.
What the bloody hell is wrong with these idiots? And why is it universally some dumb guy with a farmers tan acting like he's a paid coach yelling at people while the rest of his team and parents sit buy embarrassed?
I actually manned up in the 6th inning and yelled "They're 12 years old! Trying coaching like you have some integrity" and he shut up after that. But still.
Sigh. Cut to last night. 24 kids playing, 12 parents present (which is really sad). One team with an exceedingly fast and smart player is using the 'steal all the bases' trick. Kid gets on first base, then waits for the ball to go the pitcher. Kid takes a big lead. If the pitcher throws back to first base, the kid is fast enough that he's safe on second before the throw comes. If the pitcher throws to second and they run him back to first, he's off the base again the second the ball goes back to the pitcher.
Anyone who's played baseball in school knows the drill. It's capitalizing on the fact that doing a rundown is damn near impossible if you don't practice it - hell the pros have trouble and mess it up.
So the 'coaches' on the other team get mad. One of them starts yelling at the coaches on the other team about "poor sportsmanship", and "delaying the game". Another on the same team starts yelling at the volunteer umpire. In this league (small town) it's a high school kid that was given 10 bucks to spend his evening at the field.
WHAT is wrong with these people? I spoke with the ump who actually is a friend of mine and he blew it off. And I quote "it's little league man. That's normal and tame." Since when? Since when did this so-called sport where kids play and don't really keep score become a venue for insecure useless manlets to scream at others?
Later in the game, the first base coach (of the same team before) started yelling at the ump. The ump lost the count once and had to go to the 1st base ump to confirm it. That evidently really got this coach mad. Later, the ump did a poor job of signalling "foul ball" so the runners advanced but had to return. Then the coach was yelling about how the ump 'gassed' his player so his player would be 'winded' running to first base the second time.
What the bloody hell is wrong with these idiots? And why is it universally some dumb guy with a farmers tan acting like he's a paid coach yelling at people while the rest of his team and parents sit buy embarrassed?
I actually manned up in the 6th inning and yelled "They're 12 years old! Trying coaching like you have some integrity" and he shut up after that. But still.