OP should have bought a Chevy Astro 4WD Van -
Seriously - Everyone of FBB's posts are so far from the norm I can not relate in any way to this guy, his motivations, his decisions, or his lifestyle.
Good luck out there and I hope you are doing what makes you happy in life! Enjoy the ride!
It's pretty much the antithesis of everything I've worked my whole life for. But different folks like different things, that's why they make paint in more than one color.