Logic Question - Better than Mayne - With MS Paint

[Jeeebus]

Nobody cares about touching stupid gold balls - this question has actual practical application.

To protect the identity of the person involved, let's just say that "Reeebus" is enjoying a Monday morning sit down in the bathroom while perusing ATOT. There are 5 stalls. Jee... I mean, Reeebus, is in stall # 1 and all others are empty - including the luxury wheelchair apartment.

Enter the stranger. With 4 empty stalls he enters the stall directly adjacent to our hero.

This guy is super gay, a serial killer, raised by wolves, or a super gay serial killer raised by wolves, right? I can't really think of another logical option.

 

[Humpy]

I'll be your wing man any time Reeebus.

 

[pete6032]

LMAO.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Start making uncomfortable grunting noises as if someone is in the stall with you already. (did you think I was going to suggest you to make typical bathroom grunting noises? that'd just be too easy.)

 

[highland145]

Why is ATOT man not hung with super gold balls?

Or since it is ATOT, super blue balls?

Or since it is ATOT, he has no balls and the pic is accurate?

 

[PottedMeat]

stranger wanted satisfaction

 

[tynopik]

left off 'raised by wolves' poll option making results invalid

 

[NoCreativity]

I'm betting the reebus jerk squated in the other guys favorite stall. Not observing proper bathroom etiquette was payback.

 

[local]

Preferred stall wins out over adjacency, it is not a urinal. If I have to use a public crapper I prefer to use one I claim as my own.

 

[snoopy7548]

Inconsiderate jerk is what I'd think.

 

[WelshBloke]

I always just pick the cleanest looking stall. Someone pooping in the next stall bothers me not at all.

 

[Darwin333]

Slide your foot into his stall and tap his foot.

BTW, what kind of heathen doesn't opt for the handicap stall if it is available?

 

[snoopy7548]

Slide your foot into his stall and tap his foot.

BTW, what kind of heathen doesn't opt for the handicap stall if it is available?

What if a handicapped person needs to go to the bathroom?

(I always choose the handicap stall)

 

[Darwin333]

Oh, if you are super worried that he is a serial killer you should definitely wipe but keep the toilet paper in your hand as you exit the bathroom. He will pick another target.

 

[Darwin333]

What if a handicapped person needs to go to the bathroom?

(I always choose the handicap stall)

Fuck em, they can wait. If they had to go that bad they should have beat me there anyway since they get the best parking spots.

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Preferred stall wins out over adjacency, it is not a urinal. If I have to use a public crapper I prefer to use one I claim as my own.

If your preferred stall is one that isn't on an end that's just weird. Not to mention it's a completely secondary metric to whichever stall is cleanest.

 

[local]

If your preferred stall is one that isn't on an end that's just weird. Not to mention it's a completely secondary metric to whichever stall is cleanest.

I was mostly referring to one you may visit regularly such as at work. And yes, cleanliness will override preference. No way I'm dealing with some random assholes leftovers.

 

[Mayne]

Or what is the odds of someone using the middle urinal when there is only 3 available. I would turn around and walk out of the washroom.

 

[Chapbass]

Whats better than single player? Co-op, baby.

 

[dank69]

Serial killer. As is the guy who brushes his teeth in the pooping bathroom.

 

[ultimatebob]

Quality MS Paint diagram! See... THIS is the kind of awesomeness we expect from Coolcoin holders!

 

[Exterous]

I can't really think of another logical option.

Wait - don't you live in Florida? So Florida is your explanation

 

[zinfamous]

you chose the toilet with the most pubes, and the other dude was just getting as close to home as allowed at that moment.

 

[zinfamous]

Or what is the odds of someone using the middle urinal when there is only 3 available. I would turn around and walk out of the washroom.

that's why you just go stand behind that guy with your dick out.

 

[NAC4EV]

Download Fart Machine to smartphone and then let them rip.