HAHAHAHA! That's a good one!
Seriously though, after reading the specs, it almost sounds like a decent board (Firewire and USB 2.0 on a PCChips mobo!?), but it has some serious design flaws.
The first thing I thought was "damn, wtf is the floppy connector doing over there?" as well as a morbid curiosity for what's under those long passive heatsinks. The fact that they snuck 64MB of DDR onto the PCI, although clever, is highly inefficient. It would have made so much more sense to "leach" off the main memory pool like nForce boards.
The integrated video doesn't make sense. "Let's put 64MB of 200MHz DDR to accompany a SiS 200 video card to satisfy people who want good 3d performance (ie similar to GF3), yet have no desire to upgrade cards in the future (no AGP slot)". It's like selling the Xbox motherboard as a general PC.
Edit: to sum it up, this is what I think of this motherboard: it will do great in the next offering from Dell. (too bad Intel scared Dell away from Other CPU companies. Oh yeah and doesn't Dell make their own motherboards now? Maybe they can copy this one! It won't make Dells any less upgradeable!)