Still feel like trolling him:
"YO DAWG I HEARD YOU BE HAVIN AN ILLIN vehicle. WHY NOT GO TO A DELLERSHIP N TELL THEM THAT THIS SWEET ASS RIDE DESERVES A 05 HUMMER OR A 350Z EVEN THO THIS SWEET ASS vehicle CAN SMOKE THEM IN A 1/4". AUTOMATIC? BRO STILL BE LOL-IN CAUSE HIS vehicle IS TIGHT, AMIRITE? YOU KNOW WAT U SHOULD DO DAWG? SWEETEN THE DEAL WITH SPINNAZ ON DAT BITCH. I HERD THAT PUTS SOME WHEELS ON UR WHEELS SO U CAN SPIN WHILE U SPIN. YO TELL ME IF THE DELLERSHIP LETS U TRADE IN THAT SWEET vehicle FOR SUM CP. BRO LOOKS LIKE HE ONLY USES NUTTIN BUT THE BEST CP KNAMEAN?
YEA, LAMBO DOORS."
That took me longer to write trying to speak with short words than it does to type correctly.