lol, craigslist ricers

[SAWYER]

I said English please and here is the reply
"had to be a white boy"

 

[ElFenix]

RACE AGAINST CARS WIT VTECH ENGINE

so they've diversified from phones?

 

[EGGO]

"You want HOW much for that piece of shit? And you think it's worth trading a hummer for? Go to a dealership and let me know how long it takes for them to figure out it's not a joke."

Sent

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Originally posted by: AmdEmAll
The best part is that no where in the ad does he tell you anything important about the car. Like miles, maintanance done, year, etc, etc. What a piece of shit.

Just realized its an automatic! hahahahahahahah

I would have been amazed if it weren't an automatic. For whatever reason these over-the-top riced-out cars always seem to have automatics.

 

[EGGO]

He replied: "U N UR LITTLE PIECE OF SHIIT OF FRIEND UMM MA BAD LOW LIFE CAN GO SUCK A BIG DICK"

 

[SAWYER]

Roffles!

 

[AmdEmAll]

Originally posted by: EGGO
He replied: "U N UR LITTLE PIECE OF SHIIT OF FRIEND UMM MA BAD LOW LIFE CAN GO SUCK A BIG DICK"

WUT?

 

[SAWYER]

He changed the ad!
NO H3 OKAYY!!HATE THAT PIECE OF SHIIT!!MAKE ME AN OFFER IF U KNOW HOW MUCH ALL THIS SHIIT COST MAKE ME AN OFFER NONE OF THAT 2,5OO..OKAY SO DON EVEN BOTHER 2 CALL OR MESSAGE ME ..N 4 ALL THOSE BITCHES HATING U GUY CAN AFFORD THIZ ....HATERZ!!!

 

[RedArmy]

http://binghamton.craigslist.org/cto/1006682682.html

 

[cjvon]

NITRO KIT!!!!!!

Dumb azz.

 

[JMapleton]

Feature that I want: A car that really does cook rice.

 

[Iron Woode]

I will give him $5000 for it, but he has to suck my dick first.

 

[fustercluck]

worst thread evarr

should probably be in the garage forum also.

 

[StageLeft]

Too bad the link is down, but I don't believe it beat vtech.

 

[Red Squirrel]

LULz. This thread has it.

And, vtech engine? lol.

 

[imported_Champ]

it sounds fast

 

[Andrew1990]

Does anyone still have the email for this guy? I would love to contact him to make him an offer of 57 virgins and a bottle rocket.

PM me if you do.

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: RedArmy
http://binghamton.craigslist.org/cto/1006682682.html

$9000 bucks for a rebuild title and 90k miles? Fuck that.

 

[Nohr]

Screenshot of original listing.

 

[Red Squirrel]

lol wonder how crazy the insurance must be on that thing. Would make a perfect pizza delivery guy car though.

 

[Andrew1990]

Originally posted by: Nohr
Screenshot of original listing.

Thank you very much.

 

[jEnus]

OMGz . . . so tempted to spam text him. . . . I love WM's copy/past function for that reason!

 

[takeru]

Originally posted by: Andrew1990
Does anyone still have the email for this guy? I would love to contact him to make him an offer of 57 virgins and a bottle rocket.

PM me if you do.

guy re-listed it

!!!!!BEST SHOW CAR HONDA CIVIC IN CHICAGO!!!!ALSO TRADE (fullerton n cicero)

 

[EGGO]

Still feel like trolling him:
"YO DAWG I HEARD YOU BE HAVIN AN ILLIN vehicle. WHY NOT GO TO A DELLERSHIP N TELL THEM THAT THIS SWEET ASS RIDE DESERVES A 05 HUMMER OR A 350Z EVEN THO THIS SWEET ASS vehicle CAN SMOKE THEM IN A 1/4". AUTOMATIC? BRO STILL BE LOL-IN CAUSE HIS vehicle IS TIGHT, AMIRITE? YOU KNOW WAT U SHOULD DO DAWG? SWEETEN THE DEAL WITH SPINNAZ ON DAT BITCH. I HERD THAT PUTS SOME WHEELS ON UR WHEELS SO U CAN SPIN WHILE U SPIN. YO TELL ME IF THE DELLERSHIP LETS U TRADE IN THAT SWEET vehicle FOR SUM CP. BRO LOOKS LIKE HE ONLY USES NUTTIN BUT THE BEST CP KNAMEAN?

YEA, LAMBO DOORS."


That took me longer to write trying to speak with short words than it does to type correctly.

 

[EGGO]

He replied:

On Mon, Jan 26, 2009 at 2:14 AM, david r***z <m***e@yahoo.com> wrote:
IDK IF I SHOULD

He doesn't realize Im still using the same e-mail I did before. I replied:
YO BRO DO DAT. THIS vehicle DESERVES TO BE ON AMOTHRA FUGGIN PEDESTAL AMIRITE? JUST HIT BILL KAY NISSAN BECAUSE I GOT MY 350Z WIT A vehicle JUS LIKE URS BUT MINE WASN'T AS TIGHT AS URS BRO. DAT vehicle IS WORT AT LEAST 25,000 CLASS-A CP. IT JUS SAYS IT WHEN U LOOK AT IT AMIRITE? JUS TELL JOHN DAT U WAN TRADE AND BITCH'LL BE LIKE OKAY DUH YEAH, LOK AT DAT TIGHT vehicle JUS SIGN HERE DAWG AN I'LL GET U SUM OF DAT CP.

BRO DON'T LOWBALL ETHER CUZ DAT vehicle IS AN AUTOMATIC SO DAT BRINGS RESALE VALUE UP BY $1000 U KNOW.U EVER TRY GETTIN AUTOMATIC AS AN OPTION? MAD EXPENSIVE. DON'T FORGET TAT 2.