LOL! Dog Translator 99.99

[Jokersmoker]

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jokersmoker

 

[k1114]

:wtf:

 

[HESDog]

>>Takara: Bow-Lingual Blue The Dog Translator

>>Electronic Games :
>>Outpost #: 3794076
>>With the Bow-Lingual dog translator, you can know what your dog is saying to you every time.


And your dog will say, "you are an idiot" if you buy it...

 

[3point14]

I used one of these before. Only problem was that the dog kept telling me to start burying hookers in my backyard :Q

 

[z0ner]

"Buy one of each color and see what two dogs are thinking"

All your base...

 

[Heinrich]

Believe it or not, this device (or something similar since I do not remember the company) was recently on the Today show and given some credibility.

 

[Kraeji]

Originally posted by: Heinrich
Believe it or not, this device (or something similar since I do not remember the company) was recently on the Today show and given some credibility.

right... a 99 dollar device can translate dog barks

 

[UltraWide]

it was out in Japan for a while, they said it worked pretty well for a first generation product.

 

[icantiwont]

$99 crap straight to the 99 cent stores after Christmas

 

[Banana]

Woof!

(And "meow" for the upcoming cat translator)

 

[jcovercash]

LOL

 

[Odarby]

Age old mystery solved!
My dog told me: "I licks me balls because I can!"
(Irish Setter)
This thing works!!!!

 

[ziptree]

Originally posted by: icantiwont
$99 crap straight to the 99 cent stores after Christmas

Hah, exactly the same thing I was thinking as I read this thread.

 

[Souka]

easy to build.

action: "woof"

translation
-- "I'm hungry" (80%)
-- "Pet me" (10%)
-- Other...(10%)

 

[Bluesloth]

This was in Popular Mechanics as a laughable technology that researchers say has no scientific basis. Didn't stop 120,000 of them being sold in Japan though.

 

[simsk]

LOL

 

[dc]

takara = super cool company.

i need to get a e-kara sometime.
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and who can not love the takara's line of beer gear beer

 

[Ness]

Originally posted by: dc
takara = super cool company.

i need to get a e-kara sometime.
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and who can not love the takara's line of beer gear beer

Wanna translate that for us?

 

[Lambretta76]

Originally posted by: UltraWide
it was out in Japan for a while, they said it worked pretty well for a first generation product.

But I don't own a Japanese dog, mine's French. Does it translate as well?

And how great would it be to hook this bad boy up to one of those Sony robotic dogs - I wonder if it would spit out strings of binary!

 

[RhythmAddict]

Originally posted by: Heinrich
Believe it or not, this device (or something similar since I do not remember the company) was recently on the Today show and given some credibility.

Uhhhmmmm...How does one validate the accuracy of these...alleged...barks?

 

[Heinrich]

Originally posted by: RhythmAddict

Originally posted by: Heinrich
Believe it or not, this device (or something similar since I do not remember the company) was recently on the Today show and given some credibility.

Uhhhmmmm...How does one validate the accuracy of these...alleged...barks?

What they said on the Today show as that they analyzed the barks of lots (hundreds?) of dogs and tested their behavior, and figured out what they were saying. Then they imprinted this onto a computer chip. Then they validated the results somehow. Don't remember the details, I was on the treadmill at the time :-]

 

[Krakn3Dfx]

Originally posted by: Jokersmoker
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jokersmoker

Does this work the other way? If I use it to tell him to shut up, will he?

 

[svidanag]

LOL!!!

oes this work the other way? If I use it to tell him to shut up, will he?

Me: Shut up you barking dog
Device: Bark.
Dog: Bark?

Device: Huh?
Me: I said shut up!!
Device: Bark.
Dog: Bark?

 

[Tannahill]

Originally posted by: Heinrich
Believe it or not, this device (or something similar since I do not remember the company) was recently on the Today show and given some credibility.

This was reviewed in our local paper recently and according to the reviewer, it was a total waste of money. You could get the exact same response from it even if you barked into it yourself. If is was $10 then it would be a great gag gift, but for $99, it has sucker written all over it.

 

[kof]

The problem is that it is only built to translate into Japanese.
As in your $ --> Japanese wallets