Look at my new cock

Page 2 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.
Jun 19, 2004
10,860
1
81
I bought a retired, one-eyed, fighting cock from this Asian couple at a flea market once. The couple sold nothing but jewelery, but they had him behind their counter just roaming around. When I asked the guy how much he was, he replied, "Oh, that Big Cock. He no for sale!".

Mt gf at the time really wanted him, so I offered the guy $50 for him.

My son was in the second grade at the time, and the teacher would have each kid tell the class a story about their weekend. When it got to my sons turn, he told the class, "My Dad bought his girlfriend big cock.".

Yeah, I got a phone call from the teacher. She laughed when I cleared things up.
 

Pray To Jesus

Diamond Member
Mar 14, 2011
3,622
0
0
I bought a retired, black one-eyed fighting cock from this Asian couple at a flea market once. The couple sold nothing but jewelery, but they had him behind their counter just roaming around. When I asked the guy how much he was, he replied, "Oh, that Big Cock. He no for sale!".

Mt gf at the time really wanted him, so I offered the guy $50 for him.

My son was in the second grade at the time, and the teacher would have each kid tell the class a story about their weekend. When it got to my sons turn, he told the class, "My Dad bought his girlfriend big black cock."

Yeah, I got a phone call from the teacher.

:thumbsup: :wub: :thumbsup:

LoL
 
Last edited:

Texashiker

Lifer
Dec 18, 2010
18,811
197
106
I bought a retired, one-eyed, fighting cock from this Asian couple at a flea market once. The couple sold nothing but jewelery, but they had him behind their counter just roaming around. When I asked the guy how much he was, he replied, "Oh, that Big Cock. He no for sale!".

Mt gf at the time really wanted him, so I offered the guy $50 for him.

My son was in the second grade at the time, and the teacher would have each kid tell the class a story about their weekend. When it got to my sons turn, he told the class, "My Dad bought his girlfriend big cock.".

Yeah, I got a phone call from the teacher. She laughed when I cleared things up.

One of the best stories I have read in a long time.
 

Krazy4Real

Lifer
Oct 3, 2003
12,221
55
91
I bought a retired, one-eyed, fighting cock from this Asian couple at a flea market once. The couple sold nothing but jewelery, but they had him behind their counter just roaming around. When I asked the guy how much he was, he replied, "Oh, that Big Cock. He no for sale!".

Mt gf at the time really wanted him, so I offered the guy $50 for him.

My son was in the second grade at the time, and the teacher would have each kid tell the class a story about their weekend. When it got to my sons turn, he told the class, "My Dad bought his girlfriend big cock.".

Yeah, I got a phone call from the teacher. She laughed when I cleared things up.
LOL!
 

BudAshes

Lifer
Jul 20, 2003
13,935
3,229
146
My wife and I rescued this rooster from a bad home. The couple are up in their age and were having problems tending to their animals, so they started giving away their chickens.



My new cock is a little skinny. Not to worry though my wife will fatten him up.

He is a mix breed. I think he has some rhode island red or some new hamshire in him, but I can not be for sure.

He has already taken a liking to the hens and seems to have blended in well.

Congrats on acquiring the most annoying animal on earth.
 

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
40,852
312
126
Probably best not to let that cock into your man cave. It could leave one hell of a mess.
 

Jodell88

Diamond Member
Jan 29, 2007
8,762
30
91
That's a nice yard fowl you have there. After you fatten him up he's going in my pot. :awe:
 

WaTaGuMp

Lifer
May 10, 2001
21,207
2,506
126
Do those kind of cocks like to be stroked? The one I have spits after being stroked too much.
 
sale-70-410-exam    | Exam-200-125-pdf    | we-sale-70-410-exam    | hot-sale-70-410-exam    | Latest-exam-700-603-Dumps    | Dumps-98-363-exams-date    | Certs-200-125-date    | Dumps-300-075-exams-date    | hot-sale-book-C8010-726-book    | Hot-Sale-200-310-Exam    | Exam-Description-200-310-dumps?    | hot-sale-book-200-125-book    | Latest-Updated-300-209-Exam    | Dumps-210-260-exams-date    | Download-200-125-Exam-PDF    | Exam-Description-300-101-dumps    | Certs-300-101-date    | Hot-Sale-300-075-Exam    | Latest-exam-200-125-Dumps    | Exam-Description-200-125-dumps    | Latest-Updated-300-075-Exam    | hot-sale-book-210-260-book    | Dumps-200-901-exams-date    | Certs-200-901-date    | Latest-exam-1Z0-062-Dumps    | Hot-Sale-1Z0-062-Exam    | Certs-CSSLP-date    | 100%-Pass-70-383-Exams    | Latest-JN0-360-real-exam-questions    | 100%-Pass-4A0-100-Real-Exam-Questions    | Dumps-300-135-exams-date    | Passed-200-105-Tech-Exams    | Latest-Updated-200-310-Exam    | Download-300-070-Exam-PDF    | Hot-Sale-JN0-360-Exam    | 100%-Pass-JN0-360-Exams    | 100%-Pass-JN0-360-Real-Exam-Questions    | Dumps-JN0-360-exams-date    | Exam-Description-1Z0-876-dumps    | Latest-exam-1Z0-876-Dumps    | Dumps-HPE0-Y53-exams-date    | 2017-Latest-HPE0-Y53-Exam    | 100%-Pass-HPE0-Y53-Real-Exam-Questions    | Pass-4A0-100-Exam    | Latest-4A0-100-Questions    | Dumps-98-365-exams-date    | 2017-Latest-98-365-Exam    | 100%-Pass-VCS-254-Exams    | 2017-Latest-VCS-273-Exam    | Dumps-200-355-exams-date    | 2017-Latest-300-320-Exam    | Pass-300-101-Exam    | 100%-Pass-300-115-Exams    |
http://www.portvapes.co.uk/    | http://www.portvapes.co.uk/    |