akahoovy
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My new cock is a little skinny. Not to worry though my wife will fatten him up.
Your wife has big cock pills?
My new cock is a little skinny. Not to worry though my wife will fatten him up.
LMAO!red with stuff hanging off it. Just what i expected.
LOL!your wife has big cock pills?
I bought a retired, black one-eyed fighting cock from this Asian couple at a flea market once. The couple sold nothing but jewelery, but they had him behind their counter just roaming around. When I asked the guy how much he was, he replied, "Oh, that Big Cock. He no for sale!".
Mt gf at the time really wanted him, so I offered the guy $50 for him.
My son was in the second grade at the time, and the teacher would have each kid tell the class a story about their weekend. When it got to my sons turn, he told the class, "My Dad bought his girlfriend big black cock."
Yeah, I got a phone call from the teacher.
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LoL
I bought a retired, one-eyed, fighting cock from this Asian couple at a flea market once. The couple sold nothing but jewelery, but they had him behind their counter just roaming around. When I asked the guy how much he was, he replied, "Oh, that Big Cock. He no for sale!".
Mt gf at the time really wanted him, so I offered the guy $50 for him.
My son was in the second grade at the time, and the teacher would have each kid tell the class a story about their weekend. When it got to my sons turn, he told the class, "My Dad bought his girlfriend big cock.".
Yeah, I got a phone call from the teacher. She laughed when I cleared things up.
LOL!I bought a retired, one-eyed, fighting cock from this Asian couple at a flea market once. The couple sold nothing but jewelery, but they had him behind their counter just roaming around. When I asked the guy how much he was, he replied, "Oh, that Big Cock. He no for sale!".
Mt gf at the time really wanted him, so I offered the guy $50 for him.
My son was in the second grade at the time, and the teacher would have each kid tell the class a story about their weekend. When it got to my sons turn, he told the class, "My Dad bought his girlfriend big cock.".
Yeah, I got a phone call from the teacher. She laughed when I cleared things up.
Not sure why the resident Christian added black to my statement, but I ain't gonna judge ya man. If that's what ya like, it's what ya like.
My wife and I rescued this rooster from a bad home. The couple are up in their age and were having problems tending to their animals, so they started giving away their chickens.
My new cock is a little skinny. Not to worry though my wife will fatten him up.
He is a mix breed. I think he has some rhode island red or some new hamshire in him, but I can not be for sure.
He has already taken a liking to the hens and seems to have blended in well.
Congrats on acquiring the most annoying animal on earth.
Do those kind of cocks like to be stroked? The one I have spits after being stroked too much.