get a george foreman grill.
makes the damn best pork chops you'll ever eat, swear to god.
although, its gotta suck for satisfying your "look at me, im drinkin a beer outside flippin bugers." needs.
so just be like everyone else and get a weber. if you're getting a grill for the whole outdoors thing, get a weber. if you want the best taste, you gotta knock out da fat.