Looks like Facebook and other meta sides are down...

[spacejamz]

Guess the guy that got fired from ATT found a new job

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

ohno-anyway.jpg

 

[brianmanahan]

i didn't know what to do without my facebooks and my instagrams

 

[nakedfrog]

i didn't know what to do without my facebooks and my instagrams

HOW BOUT YOU WRITE A FUCKEN POME FOR ONCE

 

[Torn Mind]

Instagram is great.

 

[jpiniero]

Productivity across the world must have skyrocketed today.

 

[BoomerD]

I saw the local facebookers were complaining about it...I guess I slept through the whole thing.

 

[Iron Woode]

HOW BOUT YOU WRITE A FUCKEN POME FOR ONCE

Facebook has gone down for a time
Brianmanahan has a sad
missing out on gossip and memes
the fake news has temporarily stopped
to pick up the slack there is TikTok
full of mind-numbing fools
Brianmananhan will survive this apocalypse
Facebook has been restored
All is well once again for Brianmamahan

 

[nakedfrog]

Facebook has gone down for a time
Brianmanahan has a sad
missing out on gossip and memes
the fake news has temporarily stopped
to pick up the slack there is TikTok
full of mind-numbing fools
Brianmananhan will survive this apocalypse
Facebook has been restored
All is well once again for Brianmamahan

Well... I'll give you an A for effort? It's certainly not possessed of that air of brianmanahanity we've come to adore.

 

[Iron Woode]

Well... I'll give you an A for effort? It's certainly not possessed of that air of brianmanahanity we've come to adore.

I know but I can't rhyme to save my life.

 

[Red Squirrel]

 

[BoomerD]

CryinManahan had a dream
Then Facebook went down and he started to scream
What will I do without all my friends
No real person will ever see my Depends
I must have my contacts, even if they're all phony
Those assholes at Anandtech think my life is baloney
Oh look! he says and cackles with glee
Facebook is back...now I will succeed.

 

[Torn Mind]

Brian, oh Brian laments
Facebook, Facebook, is down---n

Clarinet Concerto of Mozart's opening(galant style)

 

[igor_kavinski]

Facebook is down
Zuckerburg that hound
Sniffing our data now he can't
Time to bust out the banjo
And sing
"I'm all alone, in a sea of people"
"I would trade bedbugs for humans!"
"At least they settle for blood and not my hard earned money"
"Or put me in debt"
And now Facebook is back
Looks like I'll be bankrupt again
And so continues the story of my miserable life
Looking for the purpose I never had
and die surrounded by people I never knew

 

[nakedfrog]

I wonder if I could be arsed to update these lyrics for the situation... probably not.

 

[brianmanahan]

Brian, oh Brian laments
Facebook, Facebook, is down---n

Clarinet Concerto of Mozart's opening(galant style)

this is beautiful, i listened to the whole thing! it may be going on my drive to work playlist

 

[brianmanahan]

HOW BOUT YOU WRITE A F****N POME FOR ONCE

once upon a morning dreary, while i facebooked, tired and weary,
downing coffee while i scrolled past scores of ads i'd seen before -
while i nodded, nearly sleeping, suddenly there came a beeping
from my phone, which showed a popup i could simply not ignore.
"your facebook's hacked," the message said, "and you can't log in anymore."
some hackers must have cloned my SIM and i can't facebook anymore?!
i fainted and fell to the floor.

ah, but i remembered google! it's my friend, and also useful,
so i googled "facebook down" and pulled myself up off the floor.
gladly i was not alone since tons of others also moaned
of this same fate, and went online to angrily declare a war
on zuckerberg, and the deep state, and everyone they've blamed before.
but i am blaming DNS, it's done this type of thing before.
it's DNS we should abhor.

oh hey look now, facebook's up! see ya later, OT chumps

* reported for swares

 

[nakedfrog]

once upon a morning dreary, while i facebooked, tired and weary,
downing coffee while i scrolled past scores of ads i'd seen before -
while i nodded, nearly sleeping, suddenly there came a beeping
from my phone, which showed a popup i could simply not ignore.
"your facebook's hacked," the message said, "and you can't log in anymore."
some hackers must have cloned my SIM and i can't facebook anymore?!
i fainted and fell to the floor.

ah, but i remembered google! it's my friend, and also useful,
so i googled "facebook down" and pulled myself up off the floor.
gladly i was not alone since tons of others also moaned
of this same fate, and went online to angrily declare a war
on zuckerberg, and the deep state, and everyone they've blamed before.
but i am blaming DNS, it's done this type of thing before.
it's DNS we should abhor.

oh hey look now, facebook's up! see ya later, OT chumps

* reported for swares

Hm, it's an homage, but I'll allow it. Also, "fucken" isn't a swear, if I was swearing I'd say "fucking"

I award you one gold star, nice job, sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

 

[brianmanahan]

Hm, it's an homage, but I'll allow it. Also, "fucken" isn't a swear, if I was swearing I'd say "fucking"

I award you one gold star, nice job, sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

REPORTED TWICE

for some reason i'm tempted to shop a dread pirate roberts mask onto my poe avatar

 

[MrSquished]

REPORTED TWICE

for some reason i'm tempted to shop a dread pirate roberts mask onto my poe avatar

I would be happy if you went on two good long vacations this year and posted photos.

 

[BoomerD]

Are you some kind of AI bot? Facebook is up here on the left coast.

 

[igor_kavinski]

Are you some kind of AI bot? Facebook is up here on the left coast.

Talking in your sleep? What bot?