Mad max ... 50 shades didn't piss me off this much

[IronWing]

I believe drunk movie reviews have already been done.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Judge Dredd is amazing, I unironically love it. Stallone struggling to get the words "I am the law" out without mushing the phonetics is crazily unintentionally funny.

The passion and emotion expressed while orating those words is priceless.

 

[zerocool84]

Fury Road was amazing. Can't believe someone is really getting upset because breast milk was considered a valuable resource in the post apocalyptic world.

I just never saw how it was amazing. I watch tons of movies and while I really enjoyed Fury Road, I just don't see how it's even worthy to be nominated for any best picture awards.

 

[MongGrel]

I just never saw how it was amazing. I watch tons of movies and while I really enjoyed Fury Road, I just don't see how it's even worthy to be nominated for any best picture awards.

It is past that phase anyway.

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[AnonymouseUser]

Mad Max: Fury Road in 3D is awesome as a completely mindless action flick. If you are looking for any redeeming quality otherwise, then you are wasting your time.

 

[MongGrel]

That was it's purpose to begin with, and it did it well.

 

[Imp]

I submit this

I thought this movie was the shit when I only caught the first hour... turns out it goes to hell in the final acts.

 

[Puffnstuff]

If you thought that Cobra was bad what about Tango & Cash? The tranny scene made me ROFL for the sheer fact that Kurt Russell would do such thing after Escape from NY.

 

[MongGrel]

If you thought that Cobra was bad what about Tango & Cash? The tranny scene made me ROFL for the sheer fact that Kurt Russell would do such thing after Escape from NY.

I hate even being reminded of some of those

I did like Demolition Man.

 

[Imp]

The hell is Tango & Cash...

 

[Brunskill]

Agree it was a bad movie. Did not make me angry or wish for Hitler reincarnate.

 

[Puffnstuff]

After Earth made me want a refund.

 

[Coalfax]

A beneficiary of no child left behind reveals himself.

Ah, I see the logic. The OP doesnt like the movie so instantly anyone who does is an idiot.

Sound, reasonable, and logical.

God I wish sarcasm was a font...

 

[JM Aggie08]

As far as mindless, action-packed, beautifully filmed movies go, I enjoyed it.

You have poor taste.

 

[zinfamous]

This movie pissed me off to no end, it reminded me how little depth and intelligence people these days have. It makes me worry about the future and how every fucking time I've turned the tv on in the past few years, especially movies, the crap on tv has less and less depth. To the point where it has exponentially decreased in the past 3 years.

All this retarded shit makes me question if I am going insane, but no everytime I check myself I am surprised to see I was right .... AGAIN..I am ... glad. ffs. This reddit post sums up my thoughts but I didn't read all of them, getting too frustrated.

Where the hell is Hitler when you need someone like him.

Please give us an example of what you consider quality cinema so that we can place your rant in the proper context.

 

[Drako]

This seems like a great example of why you should never post drunk.

 

[Banana]

 

[sourceninja]

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[Ns1]

Fury Road was a technically excellent movie. Plot wise, it was a fun movie with no more plot than necessary.

It deserved to win the technical awards but lose the best pic/best director awards.

 

[zinfamous]

The hell is Tango & Cash...

So you probably never heard of Over the Top? The drama of a child custody battle combined with....arm wrestling?

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[renz20003]

So you probably never heard of Over the Top? The drama of a child custody battle combined with....arm wrestling?

link

"Go over the top Dad!"

Worst. Movie. Ever.

 

[Ruptga]

This seems like a great example of why you should never post drunk.

For OP's sake, I hope that's what happened. That rant really fell apart.

 

[BudAshes]

Mothers milk, the way the people look, the saveragry without point, the lack of intelligence in the people - all whom border around mentally retarded, Wtf is not disgusting about this movie? **** even ignoring all that stuff the story can be summed up too retards fighting in a desert on big rigs.

And god damn his acting is indeed horrible. Why the fuck do these idiots spray silver on their mouths? Is the purpose of this movie to artistically show the true face of organized religion and the treatment towards woman in historical times?

What is good about this movie?

It sounds to me like you forgot to go to the theater and just looked into a mirror for 2 and a half hours. I'd recommend staying away from smoking bath salts in the future.