Madoff dying of cancer

[Blackjack200]

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Reminds me of the Family Guy line (Adam West): 'He died of a combination of tuburculosis and a tomahawk to the back of the head.'

 

[KLin]

I wonder if he's going to share the same island as Ken Lay or at least be island neighbors?

 

[Lorax]

i enjoyed the line about gang recruitment and sandwich wraps.

 

[arkcom]

They should release him on compassionate grounds.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: arkcom
They should release him on compassionate grounds.

Bet he wishes he had swindled people in Scotland.

 

[nageov3t]

couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

too bad he wont be able to enjoy his incarceration for very long

 

[HardcoreRobot]

Originally posted by: arkcom
They should release him on compassionate grounds.

everyone dies. i agree that sucks, but does that mean we should not be punished for our wrongdoings? people are too f'ing soft.

 

[Barfo]

I hope he gets a couple hundred ass rapings before he kicks the bucket.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: Lorax
i enjoyed the line about gang recruitment and sandwich wraps.

I'm wondering if "sandwich wrap" is a euphemism.

 

[PepePeru]

the judge sentenced him to cancer in prison.

he should have plead to hepatitis.

 

[Locut0s]

Well this explains why he never went into a long drawn out legal battle. Given how complex his pyramid scheme was and how long he ran it I have do doubt that he could have kept this case in the courts for years and years, especially with the legal help he would have had.

 

[her209]

Maybe he's just saying it so that he won't get buttseck'd daily.

 

[Blackjack200]

I have this image of Bernie Madoff going through a John Lock style transformation in prison and becoming one of the gang leaders. Then escaping one day and never turning up like D.B. Cooper or something.

But he'll probably just die of cancer in a lonely prison cell. Maybe he'll get sodomized a few times too.

 

[ivan2]

Originally posted by: her209
Maybe he's just saying it so that he won't get buttseck'd daily.

he would've said AIDS then.

 

[arkcom]

Originally posted by: her209
Maybe he's just saying it so that he won't get buttseck'd daily.

Aids would be more effective for that.

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: arkcom

Originally posted by: her209
Maybe he's just saying it so that he won't get buttseck'd daily.

Aids would be more effective for that.

Still wouldn't save him, there's gotta be enough cons in there with teh aids.

 

[Blackjack200]

Originally posted by: arkcom

Aids would be more effective for that.

Originally posted by: ivan2

he would've said AIDS then.

While true, I have to imagine that the AIDS excuse is not new. I wonder if people that claim AIDS in prison end up having relations with broom handles and toilet plungers?

 

[Zedtom]

Do you think he got cancer from the that government-run health care that they provide prisoners? Y'know, the government can't take care of people's health as good as private insurance companies.

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot

Originally posted by: arkcom
They should release him on compassionate grounds.

everyone dies. i agree that sucks, but does that mean we should not be punished for our wrongdoings? people are too f'ing soft.

no, I agree, he's served his time. Surely he's sorry. Free Madoff!

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: Blackjack200

Originally posted by: arkcom

Aids would be more effective for that.

Originally posted by: ivan2

he would've said AIDS then.

While true, I have to imagine that the AIDS excuse is not new. I wonder if people that claim AIDS in prison end up having relations with broom handles and toilet plungers?

Or guys who really have it.

 

[Barfo]

Originally posted by: Blackjack200
I have this image of Bernie Madoff going through a John Lock style transformation in prison and becoming one of the gang leaders. Then escaping one day and never turning up like D.B. Cooper or something.

Do you get off on this fantasy?

 

[Blackjack200]

Originally posted by: Barfo

Originally posted by: Blackjack200
I have this image of Bernie Madoff going through a John Lock style transformation in prison and becoming one of the gang leaders. Then escaping one day and never turning up like D.B. Cooper or something.

Do you get off on this fantasy?

Maybe. //shify eyes

Why do you want to know?

 

[Anonemous]

so they make sandwiches wraps and have native american ceremonies in jail?

 

[Perknose]

Call me cruel, but if true I think we should force him onto some sort of eternal bionic life support complete with a loud Butthole Surfers sound track on infinite loop for the remaining 150 years of his sentence.