Magic Crackrack by Ray Twobesun (Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison)

[Possessed Freak]

Magic Crackrack munching on some blocks
Magic Crackrack so fast it?s hard to stock
Magic Crackrack I don?t believe you, it must be true
Nothing can crack as fast as you
Mercy

Magic Crackrack won?t you crack for me
Magic Crackrack I couldn?t help but see
Magic Crackrack Oh you look as fast as fast can be
Oh are you looking for a host like me
Wow.

Magic Crackrack munch awhile
Magic Crackrack crunch awhile
Magic Crackrack give your blocks to me

Magic Crackrack yeah yeah yeah
Magic Crackrack use my ID
Magic Crackrack can?t you be
with me

?cause I need you
I?ll feed you right
Come with me crackrack
Be mine tonight

Magic Crackrack don?t disappear
Magic Crackrack please don?t fear
Magic Crackrack it is day
Hey

OK If that?s the way it must be, ok
I guess I?ll wake on up, it?s late
There?ll be tomorrow night, but wait
What do I know
Work?s cancelled due to snow
Yeah, work?s cancelled due to snow
Oh oh, Magic Crackrack.

 

[russmanuk]

I don't know how you keep coming up with these lyrics, but keep 'em coming !!

Russman

 

[BurntKooshie]

PF, if I were a mod, I'd find a way of rewriting a song as you do, but only dissin' your abilities

 

[Possessed Freak]

ouch, that is harsh BK

 

[BurntKooshie]

I only say such things because they're so funny, but it sucks because I don't have the music to go with it (It'd work in my mind if the stupid songs didn't have the original freakin' words)....I have an idea...you start dubbing your voice over it

 

[RaySun2Be]

LOL@PF!

Say, do you think I can get Julia Roberts to star in the movie version?

Or maybe Sandra Bullock?

 

[gogeeta13]

LOL! Nice one!
I gotta come up with some zepelin parodies

 

[efun]

That is so amazingly frightening.... some one has a lot more free time than I. Imagine the number of machines you could have recruted in the amount of time it took you to write that.

 

[Possessed Freak]

BK, ah

efun, took me 20 min normally takes me about 2hrs to write one, but that song I knew by heart and knew most of the conversion before I wrote it

 

[toft-dk]

20 min :Q that's fast

 

[Viztech]

LOL PF. More good stuff.

Did I hear someone say Zep?

I come from the land of the ice and snow
where the Cyrix overclock
and the caps don't blow.

I know, I know Bad.

viz