Mail: The moment of truth

Reckoner

Lifer
Jun 11, 2004
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I wake up at 11 A.M. on a breezy, sun-filled morning. I roast some Folgers Crystals, collect my clothes for the day, and bathe. I think of the deluge that awaits me. A morning filled with an archaic commute, filled with capitalistic rituals that embody the majority of us out there. As I come to realize that I, too, must deal with an 8 hour day which awaits me, a clank can be heard from the outside.

I quickly run out the door...


It's the mailman.


A moment of glee overtakes me. What can be found in the mailbox today? A rebate or refund check? Willy Wonka's golden ticket? A letter informing me that I am a FINALIST in the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes?!?

I cannot take the anticipation any longer. I must open the mailbox.

The walk towards the mailbox is a tale of two possible fates: One of which can be likened to a walk down death row, those final moments before the proverbial crap hits the fan. The latter of which is a happy, merry walk down the yellow brick road of sorts. Well, what was that walk for me today, you ask?


A cingular, comcast, electric, and college loan bill- You tell me.


Until next time....
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
I wake up at 11 A.M. on a breezy, sun-filled morning. I roast some Folgers Crystals, collect my clothes for the day, and bathe. I think of the deluge that awaits me. A morning filled with an archaic commute, filled with capitalistic rituals that embody the majority of us out there. As I come to realize that I, too, must deal with an 8 hour day which awaits me, a clank can be heard from the outside.

You roasted the crystals?

And that paragraph reminded me of the lyrics to Bad Religion's "Inner Logic"
 

mrzed

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Jan 29, 2001
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Originally posted by: nakedfrog

You roasted the crystals?

And that paragraph reminded me of the lyrics to Bad Religion's "Inner Logic"

You haven't heard about roasted Folger's Crystal's?

It's the new thing. AKA "Dark Crystal." The OP roasted some up, snorted them, then started posting on ATOT. Explains the confusing ramble about mail.
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: mrzed
Originally posted by: nakedfrog

You roasted the crystals?

And that paragraph reminded me of the lyrics to Bad Religion's "Inner Logic"

You haven't heard about roasted Folger's Crystal's?

It's the new thing. AKA "Dark Crystal." The OP roasted some up, snorted them, then started posting on ATOT. Explains the confusing ramble about mail.

:laugh:
 

Toasthead

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Aug 27, 2001
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Originally posted by: compnovice
You have the liberty to wake up at 11AM and you blame the capilaisitic system!!

my workday is more than half over by 11am!
 
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