So I heard it was an azure config that was pushed and messed things up
Cloud strike was a bad config file that was pushed
It's specific to Microsoft software being affected by the update.
It's specific to Microsoft software being affected by the update.
This reminds me of the famous phrase in the Dos Equis advertisement.lol I don’t always rezone San ports, but when I do, i do it in production
Any reason you don't want to get paid to do nothing?This is brutal. I actually have to interact with my coworkers. You could call your boss and ask a day off from work due to this issue. 'They for sure would be able to understand the issue at hand.'
When she arrived, did the workers there look confused and ask who she was? 2-3 years is a decent amount of time between visitsMy wife went to the office for the first time in 2~3 years, and they have not patched it yet. She is not pleased. Working from home suits her.
May/may not work. Based on a weird set of circumstances where the network comes up and the agent talks to CS for an update before applying policies. Very unreliable.Just reboot "several" times, says MS.
To Fix CrowdStrike Blue Screen of Death Simply Reboot 15 Straight Times, Microsoft Says - Slashdot
Microsoft has a suggested solution for individual customers affected by what may turn out to be the largest IT outage that has ever happened: Just reboot it a lot. From a report: Customers can delete a specific file called C00000291*.sys, which is seemingly tied to the bug, Microsoft said in a...it.slashdot.org
CS didn't have an outage, go short an orphanage or something.Hey, did you all hear about the crowd strike outage today?
What a terrible company..
Quick open the bottle of wine!Going in did not do scratch. No in-person tech support available, they are swamped. She came back quite dissatisfied about the whole day. I shall make myself scarce!!
Why even go in? It is Friday just call it and start the weekend early. That is what Friday is for. It is 5 o'clock someplace.
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Nice picture. Im drinking a Bud Light right now.Why even go in? It is Friday just call it and start the weekend early. That is what Friday is for. It is 5 o'clock someplace.
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today, work is more important for her. Soon, soon she will join me with a fully broken give-a-fuck and get on the sidelines.Why even go in? It is Friday just call it and start the weekend early. That is what Friday is for. It is 5 o'clock someplace.
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On the news it said a bad line of code. Don't they test this stuff before turning it loose? I always tested the updates I wrote, to my satisfaction. You try to break it, etc. Somebody's in hot water if not already fired.Whatever the cause, I'm sure it will be interesting.
We could use a good solid dump of a class X flare. Not like world ending but just enough to bring down the Internet and power for like a week. Let people be reminded why they should work together.Conspiracy theory, sun is about to be at solar maximum, lots of coronal mass ejections incoming.
Flame with your dirty minds.
It was a bad configuration or line of code, yes. The resolution is to delete a specific update file that CS pushed, at which point the system can boot without checking whatever that config does and bluescreening the system. The lack of testing protocol is ... Concerning. I don't know what exactly they're doing at CS but given that this affected literally every Windows system without remorse, I have a hard time believing they tested a damned thing.On the news it said a bad line of code. Don't they test this stuff before turning it loose? I always tested the updates I wrote, to my satisfaction. You try to break it, etc. Somebody's in hot water if not already fired.