Make up a sentence no one has ever written before.

[kalrith]

JohnCU has never been banned.

 

[zinfamous]

Are you sure that wasn't Allan?

:hmm:

That might explain why I woke up in an ether-addled haze the next morning, with essentially no memory of the night before.

 

[1sikbITCH]

Introducing your Superbowl Champion Cleveland Browns!

 

[Tobolo]

Mariok2006 is retarded.

 

[kalrith]

Mariok2006 is retarded.

No, no, no. The point is to write a sentence that has NOT been written before, especially not many times before .

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Mariok2006 is retarded.

No, no, no. The point is to write a sentence that has NOT been written before, especially not many times before .

Tobolo is not retarded?

 

[Turin39789]

Black Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

 

[TridenT]

TridenT is the most amazing person ever. OH wait, we're saying things no one has ever said...

Ok... TridenT is the worst human being to have ever been spawned onto this godforsaken Earth.

 

[grrl]

I saw a fascinating interview on Larry King.

 

[TridenT]

I saw a fascinating interview on Larry King.

truth...

 

[Rubycon]

Excessive turning of the T-GAIN-7 potentiometer can result in excessive backdrive of the lower VTU assembly which can cause cart crashes and dogs to fall to the deck.

 

[JSt0rm]

My balls in the french side of beef with aerospace nocturne.

 

[jonks]

I see you haven't been visiting the Danish fetish sites recently...

I thought that might have been too obscure a reference:

"Right after I shove this red-hot poker up my ass, I'm going to cut my dick off. That's a sentence that has never been said. No other human has uttered those words in that particular order before." - George Carlin

 

[TridenT]

Excessive turning of the T-GAIN-7 potentiometer can result in excessive backdrive of the lower VTU assembly which can cause cart crashes and dogs to fall to the deck.

I've already written that twice.

 

[Rubycon]

I've already written that twice.

Did you get hurt falling on the deck?

 

[Locut0s]

The bulbous Flermegions of Zanek 5 spend most of their days philosophizing about the relative benefits of the various forms of social gelmanthepisms.

 

[marincounty]

George W Bush is a genius.

 

[xanis]

Once upon a time there was this super-cool and totally un-douchey guy by the name of CasioTech.

 

[zinfamous]

"Fleabag, your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."

 

[alfa147x]

The Air Force consists of men

 

[40sTheme]

I wish boobs were made of guitar strings.

 

[sdifox]

Fleabag is right.

 

[Maleficus]

You do this every single day, why have a thread dedicated to the obvious fact that language is generative?

 

[PlasmaBomb]

"Fleabag, your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."

Fleabag is right.

Inspired by the kettle thread were you?

Fleabag your intellect and engineering prowess are second to none, you truly are a genius - like Einstein multiplied by Eddison multiplied by Brunel!

 

[kranky]

More pus, please.