heres what i actually did once to a call from Telephone company(selling long distance).
caller: hello sir, we have a new promotional plan. we will be giving you 7 cents per min, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year if you sign up for our state-to-state long distance.
me: really, you know that would save me a lot of money per year.
caller: oh yes, sir, that sure will. so before starting, let me just verify your name and phone number.
me: dont you want my address to send the check also ?
caller: excuse me sir, what check ?
me: the check for $36,792 (i did the calculation on the calculator lying on my table).
caller: what check are you talking about ?
me: you said that you will be giving me 7cents/min, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, accoding to that the total yearly check comes out to $36,762. so when will be i getting my check ?
caller: surprised, sir, you got me wrong. we are actually offering you......... (i speak here cutting her off)
me: i know your offering me the money if i sign up for your plan. i am ready to sign up for your plan. But first, just send in my check.
caller: sir, we will be charging you 7 cents/min for your phone calls.
me: WHAT ? 1 min ago, you were offering me and now you will be charging me. I wish to speak to a supervisor.
caller: Oh No sir, that is not necessary, there is a slight misunderstanding.
me: you call that a "SLIGHT" misunderstanding. first, you tell me that you will be giving me money and now you want me to charge $36k. I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO A SUPERVISOR NOW.
caller: hold on sir, let me get hold of one........ (on hold for 2 min laughing hard)
Supervisor: good evening sir, i see that you have been mistaken........blah blah........... it was a calling rate plan.......blah....blah
me: sir, that lady offered my $36,782 per year if i sign up for your state-to-state long distance plan. i have the whole conversation recorded. Now, if i dont receive my check, you will be hearing pretty soon from my lawyer. can i have her's and your employee number ?
Supervisor: tries to explain the whole situation.
me: but she offered me money. alright, if you are not going to offer me some money now, compensate me for all my precious time you have wasted.
I ended up getting a $25 credit on my next phone bill and never a call again from them.
I suggest you guys do the same if your telephone company calls you with a new promotion. at the end of the conversation, i was laughing so hard.