Malaysian airlines has lost a 777

[phucheneh]

I don't think the plane turned and flew west.

Personally, I think it turned east and ended up crashing into that big garbage island in the Pacific. That's why they can't find it- they're looking for either a whole airplane, or a debris field made up of bits of airplane. No one has thought to look through an isolated 200,000 square mile patch of squalid discarded human refuse*.

Quick, someone call CNN and tell them of my theory.

Wait...they'll never go for that. Someone upload my theory to CNN's global investigative research database**.

*from my research, this floating pile of ocean debris apparently may also be known as 'Texas'?

**post on Twitter.

 

[RampantAndroid]

If they descended on the way to Penang, were they trying an emergency landing and then the plane was hijacked?

 

[rudeguy]

Has anyone talked to David Copperfield yet?!

 

[Gunslinger08]

Okay, shit got weird today with new info. Now it REALLY sounds like a hijacking.

 

[88keys]

Future CNN Headline:

Could MH370 Have Flown to the Moon?

 

[BoomerD]

Future CNN Headline:

Could MH370 Have Flown to the Moon?

Well, that's just plane crazy talk...the 777 doesn't have carry nearly enough gasoline to make that trip.

:whiste:

 

[alkemyst]

I don't think the plane turned and flew west.

Personally, I think it turned east and ended up crashing into that big garbage island in the Pacific. That's why they can't find it- they're looking for either a whole airplane, or a debris field made up of bits of airplane. No one has thought to look through an isolated 200,000 square mile patch of squalid discarded human refuse*.

Quick, someone call CNN and tell them of my theory.

Wait...they'll never go for that. Someone upload my theory to CNN's global investigative research database**.

*from my research, this floating pile of ocean debris apparently may also be known as 'Texas'?

**post on Twitter.

You just went full-retard.

 

[alkemyst]

Has anyone talked to David Copperfield yet?!

You probably should pick a side. How many guns do you have now for this kind of world event drama?

 

[88keys]

remember that guy that the internet accused during the Boston marathon, and how the media dealt with this "breaking news"?


yeah.

I remember a few people being accused by the internet.

And another by Glenn Beck.

All of which were fueled by baseless speculation.

 

[alkemyst]

I remember a few people being accused by the internet.

And another by Glenn Beck.

All of which were fueled by baseless speculation.

Just like ATOT?

 

[Jay5]

remember that guy that the internet accused during the Boston marathon, and how the media dealt with this "breaking news"?


yeah.

ya,wasnt that the thread they had on reddit or 4chan that said it was the guy? im sure people are really going to care what a bunch of fedora wearing neckbeards think

 

[Larnz]

Posted on another forum, I'm thinking something like this:

My theory? The aircraft was hijacked, flown South East towards Singapore and they shot it down. The various governments are all talking about how to reveal the news if at all.

 

[MaxFusion16]

It wasn't shot down over Singapore, no one in their right mind would shoot down an unidentified aircraft without intercept first.

And what about the fact that the plane flew for at least 4 more hours.

edit: unidentified

 

[phucheneh]

It wasn't shot down over Singapore, no one in their right mind would shoot down an identified aircraft without intercept first.

And what about the fact that the plane flew for at least 4 more hours.

All of the 'facts' about how long it flew seem to be contradictory bullshit. No one knows how long it was in the air.

With the way info has been 'reported' on this, I flat out do not even trust that these are valid numbers based on real evidence. Let alone that said evidence would be be 100% conclusive proof that the plane was flying.

The thing I believe the most is that there was notable seismic activity after communication was lost. In an area where there are no fault lines in the ocean floor. I.e. that bitch slammed into the water at 500mph and fucking disintegrated.

 

[MaxFusion16]

All of the 'facts' about how long it flew seem to be contradictory bullshit. No one knows how long it was in the air.

With the way info has been 'reported' on this, I flat out do not even trust that these are valid numbers based on real evidence. Let alone that said evidence would be be 100% conclusive proof that the plane was flying.

The thing I believe the most is that there was notable seismic activity after communication was lost. In an area where there are no fault lines in the ocean floor. I.e. that bitch slammed into the water at 500mph and fucking disintegrated.

lol, so you selectively believe "facts"

 

[phucheneh]

lol, so you selectively believe "facts"

Perhaps 'believe' was a poor word choice in that context. I believe that Occam's razor is being thoroughly ignored by most of the speculators.

I find the things that are indicators of the most probable generic series of events ('something happened' followed by 'plane smashes into ocean') to be the least likely to be total bullshit.

 

[Jay5]

Quick, someone call CNN and tell them of my theory.

im suprised they didnt say a republican or bush was the person who caused the plane to go missing.meanwhile anyone with actual intelligence isnt caring what the obama loving media thinks

 

[StinkyPinky]

Apparently officials have confirmed it was hijacked and there will a press release in 30 minutes.

 

[02ranger]

Apparently officials have confirmed it was hijacked and there will a press release in 30 minutes.

Where did you see that?

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Where did you see that?

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/malaysia-airlines-flight-mh370-hijacked-official-claims-1.2573080

Investigators have concluded that one or more people with significant flying experience hijacked the missing Malaysia Airlines jet, switched off communication devices and steered it off-course, a Malaysian government official involved in the investigation said Saturday.

No motive has been established and no demands have been made known, and it is not yet clear where the plane was taken, said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to brief the media. The official said that hijacking was no longer a theory.

"It is conclusive," he said.

He said evidence that led to the conclusion were signs that the plane's communications were switched off deliberately, data about the flight path and indications the plane was steered in a way to avoid detection by radar.

 

[iamwiz82]

That's not conclusive at all. It's persuasive but a loooong way from conclusive.

 

[02ranger]

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/malaysia-airlines-flight-mh370-hijacked-official-claims-1.2573080

Wow. I wonder if we'll ever have any definitive answer on why it was taken or where it was taken.

 

[benzylic]

I'll believe it when someone other than a Malaysian official says it.

 

[cherrytwist]

Wow. I wonder if we'll ever have any definitive answer on why it was taken or where it was taken.

linky no worky

Especially ironic since it was post # 404 LOL

 

[02ranger]

linky no worky

Especially ironic since it was post # 404 LOL

Huh, must've had something to do with me quoting him, it FUBAR'ed the link. This is what he posted:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/malaysia-airlines-flight-mh370-hijacked-official-claims-1.2573080