Pretty Woman FTW.
Titanic p1ssed me off so much. I had to watch it at the cinema and made the massive mistake of getting the biggest drink possible. So about 30 mins in, my bladder starts kicking out subtle hints of what's to come. I'm one of those people that refuses to leave while the film's on so I ignored it. An hour later, it's getting worse and I'm wondering if I'm gonna make it. A bit later, I'm praying for some action scenes to take my mind off it but then I hit the curse of Titanic. When it's boring, it's fvcking boring. When stuff happens, it's got water gushing EVERYWHERE. Fvcking cheers :|
Somehow I made it to the end, then they hit the ridiculous floaty dream/vision/whatever the fvck it was sequence. The screen faded and I bolted for the door. Never enjoyed taking a whizz so much in my life