Male Escort Serive. UPDATE Number 3! NOW WITH POLL!!!!!

[RaynorWolfcastle]

You do realize that Viper GTS speaks the truth, right? Nobody is going to be paying $400 to stare at your pretty face for the whole evening. That bullshit interview you went through is just a front so that they don't get busted by the cops. You're obviously expected to put out, and if you don't they'll make sure to find some reason to get rid of you in a hurry.

Also, it essentially absolves the company of any wrongdoing if you get busted by the po-pos. As far as they are legally concerned you clearly agreed to their "no sex" policy and signed the papers accordingly.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: sonz70
3 nights of work

http://www.tigerdirect.ca/applications/...m-details.asp?EdpNo=1354222&CatId=1826

You Forgot Taxes

Viper GTS

ok...ok..4 nights for my dream card

The problem is you're going to need to learn to play on your computer standing up.

Sitting down may be a problem for a while.

 

[desk]

32 isnt too bad. i was expecting like 60.

only bad part is that you might not be able to out run/muscle him if things go bad.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: sonz70
K, got a phone call from Lissa (my boss)

first date is Friday, 7:00pm (adress)
Clients name is Jefferson
32 Year old (12 years older than me =/ )

Dress will be formal

425$ + dining expesnes and car rental

I will update the date after Friday...

Bwahahahaha....this is going to be comedy gold.

You syringer us on this and we will hound you for the rest of your days here.

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: sonz70
K, got a phone call from Lissa (my boss)

first date is Friday, 7:00pm (adress)
Clients name is Jefferson
32 Year old (12 years older than me =/ )

Dress will be formal

425$ + dining expesnes and car rental

I will update the date after I receive stitches for my bumhole...

Fixed

 

[desk]

i wonder if this guy paid extra to get "fresh" meat?

 

[rickn]

wag the dog

 

[Jassi]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: sonz70
3 nights of work

http://www.tigerdirect.ca/applications/...m-details.asp?EdpNo=1354222&CatId=1826

You Forgot Taxes

Viper GTS

I laughed out loud on this one

 

[Insomniak]

Originally posted by: rickn
wag the dog

I think you meant doggie style...

 

[rickn]

Originally posted by: Insomniak

Originally posted by: rickn
wag the dog

I think you meant doggie style...

that comes after you wag the dog

 

[BullyCanadian]

are you really gullable? or really gay?

 

[Insomniak]

Perhaps he's been tricked into being gay, and thus both.

 

[rickn]

gay-for-pay

 

[Insomniak]

Originally posted by: rickn
gay-for-pay

He better pray.

(SCORE! *pumps fist*)

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
are you really gullable? or really gay?

Neither...but 425 $ a night is alot...=/

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: MisterCornell

Originally posted by: sonz70
Ok..update....


Well..that was interesting


I went to the interview...4 other guys were there aswell, 1 I knew.

We went in, nice clean place, she took us in the room 1 by 1. So my turn comes up and i go in.


She asks, would I ever take money for Sex, I said no. Would I mind going on a date with a guy, I said as long as no sex was invovled, than no. She asked me to take my shirt off (I did, sorry no pics ). Anyways, than she wanted me to do pushups? (uh, ok) so I did. When I stood up she said she was going to take a picture for my profile. So I flexed, she took the pic. She made me sighn a paper saying I would not offer sex for money, and would report if any customers did offer it. She asked what my preference was (I didn't clue in at first) than figured it out and told her Woman. She said 80% of there client base was man, and 20% females, would I be against going out with guys, I said no, as long as there was no sexual contact involved, she laughed and never answer? (that had me worried). Anyways, I'll be going out 3 nights a week for 350$ for woman and 425$ for man. First job is this Friday, after that I'll decide whether to keep it or not.


If anything..this will be one of those life experiences

any questions you guys have, just post and ask

You are a dumbass. If she advertised the fact that your job is to fvck people, their business would be promptly shut down by the authorities.

In an escort service, the idea is that sex is not officially being offered. But it can happen, "in the passion of the moment". And I would imagine it usually does most of the time. People aren't paying severral hundred dollars just for some company. Anyone with halfway decent conversattional skills can go to any public place and get some company for free.

Also it's pretty sad that you are willing to go out on dates with other guys just for money. Even though you claim you are not gay, I wouldn't be surprised if you are eating cock by the end of the week for money.

LOL - she "laughed and didn't answer" because she thought you knew damn well what the job was but was 'playing along' with the contract BS. She probably thought it was cute how overboard you were going in case it was a sting. Like, you were saying "*wink*wink* Oh, no, I wouldd NEVER take a job that would involve sex with men for money, because that would be WRONG *wink*wink*" And she asks if you have a problem with going out with guys and you are replying "*wink*wink* Oh, that is no problem at all, as long as no sex for money is occurring, for that would be WRONG *wink*wink*"

Seriously, though, if you aren't totally against it, you realize you DO get 'tipped' on TOP of the pay they give you. You should be able to buy that card in 2 nights - tax included - presuming tips.

Of course, you didn't hear that here. Unless you are living in Nevada. Where that kind of thing is legal.

 

[suse920]

i'll be waiting on saturday morning lol

 

[NeoPTLD]

If the OP makes $425 a night, how much does the client pay? The escort service company has to be taking their portion somewhere to be making money.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
are you really gullable? or really gay?

Neither...but 425 $ a night is alot...=/

If it's too good to be true...

... and you play along anyways, you deserve whatever you get.

 

[Insomniak]

Originally posted by: NeoPTLD
If the OP makes $425 a night, how much does the client pay? The escort service company has to be taking their portion somewhere to be making money.

I believe they are taking it in the form of a free pink sock.



(If you don't know, don't ask.)

 

[z0mb13]

so how much do u have to kickback to ur pimp?

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: Insomniak

Originally posted by: NeoPTLD
If the OP makes $425 a night, how much does the client pay? The escort service company has to be taking their portion somewhere to be making money.

I believe they are taking it in the form of a free pink sock.



(If you don't know, don't ask.)

... I have no idea what that is...

 

[rickn]

carry a switchblade

 

[Insomniak]

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: Insomniak

Originally posted by: NeoPTLD
If the OP makes $425 a night, how much does the client pay? The escort service company has to be taking their portion somewhere to be making money.

I believe they are taking it in the form of a free pink sock.



(If you don't know, don't ask.)

... I have no idea what that is...

Then by all means don't go look it up at http://www.urbandictionary.com

 

[sonz70]

blocked at work