I've carried a knife every day of my life since I was ~12, and I expect they'll find one on my body when I'm dead. Moral of the story? Quit being a useless fuck, carry a knife, and break the window when you get stuck in your Vette. You'll also be useful for a change when you need to perform every day tasks, instead of standing there with your thumb up your ass.
Either you have limited exposure to the elderly or just don't give a crap to process basic information. At his age I intend to still be strong and agile, but also realize that sometimes life and health gets in the way.
A gun or crowbar makes more sense in that situation anyway, something to replace the explosive action of a once vigorous body... a knife would likely have done little.
To every rule there is always an exception. Some young ATOTers in their prime aren't nearly as fit as your elderly examples. Heck, at a body fat of less than 10%, I likely represent less than 1% of the entire US male population, sad but true.
Corvettes are also low to the ground and probably difficult to get enough leverage in the driver's seat, while being blocked by the steering column, to kick out the window with limited space.
For those who didn't bother reading the story or watching the accompanying video, there are many people not aware of the safety lock, including locksmiths and first responders.
In fact, one of the first responders to the scene from Autoaid (who I can only assume is a seasoned and experienced professional) stated.....
Dude from Autoaid said:
"I went back to the vehicle and as soon as I saw it I knew wasn't getting back into it. I tried, but didn't make it and told the fire department to take the glass... There is a way to get into them, but it's not common knowledge. I realize there's a whole bunch of people that reported into your website - the armchair geniuses - "well they got a button here" or "I could have gotten it open with a slimjim." No you couldn't!"
This 72-year-old gentleman's car was parked right next to the yellow based utility pole. I'd imagine the surrounding busy highway isolated any attempts at alerting others.
https://www.google.com/maps/@29.938..._PNRERAJnpuEVXQ2Lg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1