DADE CITY
A 48-year-old man parked his car in the front row facing the courthouse midday Thursday, pulled down his shorts in front of a Pasco County Sheriff's Office detective and began masturbating, according to a report.
When arrested on a charge of indecent exposure in public, the man Richard M. Garcia of San Antonio proclaimed his innocence and said he was just applying hemorrhoid cream to himself, authorities said.
"Upon looking at the bottle the defendant was holding, it was not hemorrhoid cream, but K-Y Warming Jelly," the report states.
Garcia was released later that day from the Pasco County jail on $150 bail.
A 48-year-old man parked his car in the front row facing the courthouse midday Thursday, pulled down his shorts in front of a Pasco County Sheriff's Office detective and began masturbating, according to a report.
OP Why were you searching for "men masturbating"?
Right. Next you'll tell me nascar is a sport.Who doesn't like a good jerk-off story? You did decide to come here and read/post about it....
Right. Next you'll tell me nascar is a sport.
I have experience. Talking to you is just like driving in circles.You go drive in circles for 4 hours with 100F+ temp inside the cars, then crash into the wall going 180mph.
It might not BE a sport, but your certainly have to physically fit.
I have experience. Talking to you is just like driving in circles.
You go drive in circles for 4 hours with 100F+ temp inside the cars, then crash into the wall going 180mph.
It might not BE a sport, but your certainly have to physically fit.
You go drive in circles for 4 hours with 100F+ temp inside the cars, then crash into the wall going 180mph.
It might not BE a sport, but your certainly have to physically fit.
How is this thread or the link NSFW (unless I am missing some naked pictures)?
LotionMan
And the most watched one at that.Right. Next you'll tell me nascar is a sport.
The reason I made the jump was because I googled you and wanted to get a rise out of you. Seems to have worked.And the most watched one at that.
How did you make the jump from the fact that you are jabbing at the OP for the content of the post (which you made the decision to read so obviously you had some interest) and I called you out on it...to Nascar?
Aside from being physically fit, you have to be mentally tough enough to do it; Have some balls because you could die during any race; have the reaction time; and be smart enough to know the car so that you can communicate with the pit chief what is going on and what needs to be done.
If that doesn't make it a sport, look at the amounts of money involved. Blows football and baseball out of the water. Just because they aren't running into each other giving concussions makes it not a sport?
I think your mom dropped you on your head one too many times when you slipped out of her hands while she was shaking you.