Man Arrested For Masturbating on United Flight

[WaTaGuMp]

How cum?

 

[twinrider1]

The Smoking Gun reports smoking gun.

And jeans tucked into his boots. Can they arrest him for that too?

 

[VirtualLarry]

fappers gonna fap.

 

[mrjminer]

I don't know if I buy this story, it seems like a setup for a lawsuit. How could the guy behind him have hit him in the arm, making him stop, and get up to go to the bathroom if he already came?

 

[BrownShoes]

Taking care of business!

 

[DrunkenSano]

The 18 year old must've been hot for him to fap.

 

[MarkXIX]

The 18 year old must've been hot for him to fap.

Not necessarily. Given that he had his jeans tucked in his boots, she could have strongly resembled any kind of farm animal that he might otherwise have molested back home.

 

[Jeeebus]

Adam Carolla has it right: "Germany or Florida"

WTF is wrong with people in those places?

MotionMan

Will let you know in one min... ohhhh.... ohhhh godddd.... oooohhhhhhhhh my god... ohhhhhhhh.

I need a nap.

 

[Apple Of Sodom]

How old is this story? It says something about information found on hi MySpace page. WTF? Who is using MySpace anymore?

 

[CZroe]

Not necessarily. Given that he had his jeans tucked in his boots, she could have strongly resembled any kind of farm animal that he might otherwise have molested back home.

Why do you have such and irrational disdain for country folk?

 

[BrownShoes]

Experience the Rapture!

- Masturbation Nation

 

[MarkXIX]

Why do you have such and irrational disdain for country folk?

I am an implant in Kansas. Hope that explains it...

Actually though, I don't. I have an irrational disdain for what appears to be an idiot that somehow thinks its okay to masturbate in public on a commercial airliner. If the guy were of any other socio-economic group, I would try to find a similar witty retort for the sexual deviance.

From now on I will stick only to the facts. Off Topic forum is apparently serious business, as is masturbation in public on a commercial airliner. Sorry if offended.

 

[CrimsonWolf]

Wonder if he bought a Jizzle on SkyMall.

 

[Duder1no]

I masturbate too to calm my nerves every time i fly

 

[FelixDeCat]

Some people just need to be culled. Any doubt in your mind he won't molest some child in future? Even if not for stupidity would benefit gene pool.

that

 

[ahenkel]

Lol reminds me of this kid Tarl in my 9th grade class. Constantly getting caught jerking off at school. Although for some reason he was also always serving the salad at school lunch D:

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Some people just need to be culled. Any doubt in your mind he won't molest some child in future? Even if not for stupidity would benefit gene pool.

Yes. I do have doubts. Child molestors aren't the only kinds of sexual deviants. I'm not saying he should still be culled btw.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Enter Rosie Palm into the mile high club

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Lol reminds me of this kid Tarl in my 9th grade class. Constantly getting caught jerking off at school. Although for some reason he was also always serving the salad at school lunch D:

Did he toss your salad?

 

[dwell]

I was walking home yesterday and I hit my block and saw this guy standing behind an SUV when I noticed his pants were down to his knees. I figured he was taking as piss so I was rightfully peeved until I noticed he was beating off. WTF? I felt like braining him with a brick.

Mind you this is NYC, still light out, busy block. Didn't look like a loon, looked like a mid-twenty's black guy, nice clothes, at least not a bum or anything. I don't get it. Really disturbed about it. I'm right outside the NYU medical campus and there's a lot of college girls around. A piece of shit like that should not be walking around this neighborhood. Where's the SVU when you need them?

 

[manlymatt83]

My guess is it's a dare

 

[BoomerD]

They should have just "spaced" the moron...save everyone the cost of a trial and incarceration...
Let him jack off...all the way to the ground.

If the guy would have simply gone to the toilet and done his "dirty work," no one would have known...unless he's a screamer.

 

[kyrax12]

Is a 18 year old considered a teenager?

 

[Printer Bandit]

Lol reminds me of this kid Tarl in my 9th grade class. Constantly getting caught jerking off at school. Although for some reason he was also always serving the salad at school lunch D:

Ranch dressing, please !

 

[Genx87]

Is a 18 year old considered a teenager?

Eighteen