Man attempts to relieve constipation using live eel

[Charmonium]

How would you use an eel to relieve constipation you ask. Make sure you want to know the answer before reading on.

A Chinese man had to undergo emergency surgery to remove a live eel from his intestines, and told doctors that he had put the eel up his anus in order to cure constipation. (Wondering why you can't poop? Here's the weird reason.) According to an article published by The Sun, the man had been experiencing constipation and was told by his friends to try this "folk remedy" as a cure. Heads up, there is zero scientific evidence to back up that an eel will do anything for your digestive system except wreak total havoc, which this one did.

http://www.menshealth.com/health/live-eel-found-in-stomach-of-man-with-constipation

 

[lxskllr]

Pretty sure that's a cover story for why he has an eel in his ass. "Folk remedy" or not, I think I'd try more fiber first.

 

[tynopik]

Pretty sure that's a cover story for why he has an eel in his ass.

no, i'm sure it's perfectly legit, like the guy using an artillery shell to push in his hemorrhoids or the guy who forgot he had a lightbulb between the cushions of his couch when he sat down or the guy who slipped and fell while putting away a cucumber

 

[Azuma Hazuki]

Funny, my first reaction to the headline was "No shit, really?" Which is actually the problem to begin with it sounds like.

 

[Charmonium]

no, i'm sure it's perfectly legit, like the guy using an artillery shell to push in his hemorrhoids or the guy who forgot he had a lightbulb between the cushions of his couch when he sat down or the guy who slipped and fell while putting away a cucumber

Hey, sh** happens - or not.

 

[local]

Honestly I am kinda surprised it wasn't Florida Man.

 

[Charmonium]

Honestly I am kinda surprised it wasn't Florida Man.

I think 'Chinese man' is the new 'Florida man.'

 

[highland145]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/16/man-hides-gun-in-rectum_n_1208666.html

There are some places you should definitely not hide a gun.

Police in North Carolina believe that despite multiple searches after a traffic violation , a suspect managed to sneak a 10-inch gun into a prison last Monday by concealing the weapon in his rectum.

One day later, officers confiscated the .38 revolver from the jail cell of Michael Leon Ward, arrested Jan. 9, a statement from the Onslow County Sheriff’s Office explains. They’d performed a strip search on Ward and even required that he “squat and cough” to see if he held any contraband, but nothing turned up, according to MSNBC.

He was initially arrested because police allegedly found drugs and related paraphernalia during the traffic stop.

Jailhouse guards discovered the handgun in the toilet after other inmates reported Ward.

 

[angminas]

When I get constipated, I drink a quart of water. If nothing happens in 30 minutes, I do it again. 100% success rate for me.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

That seems like such a good plan, it's hard to see where it went wrong.

 

[Ruptga]

The last guy I heard about doing this, he died after the eel ate chunks of his intestines. Darwin some, darlose some.