Man busted for sex with a 92 year old corpse.

Agentbolt

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Well wait, was the corpse consenting? Was there any evidence of trauma? Did he buy it dinner afterwards? I mean, Jesus people, let's not bury the guy without hearing his side of the story.
 
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Topic Title: Man busted for sex with a 92 year old corpse

I don't think it's possible to have sex with someone who has been dead for 92 years. Not unless they are very well preserved.
 

Bibble

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I'm pretty sure the corpse came on to him. She was asking for it. He's only human!
 

jdoggg12

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I told my coworkers about this, and one of them said "You'd think he'd be going after the younger ones....."

:-|

I didn't know what to say other than.... "you'd think he'd be going after the LIVING ones...."
 

Pepsei

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so i guess this is like a rape isn't it? instead of drugging the victim, the victim is affected by..well.. death.

Necrophilia is a psychological condition that falls under the umbrella category of paraphilia, according to Michael Fogel, the chair of the forensic psychology department at the Chicago School of Professional Psychology. Paraphilia involves fantasies and sexual urges in which people are aroused by nonhuman objects or pain or humiliation of oneself or a sexual partner.

eh, that (paraphilia) covers a lot of things.
 

Number1

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Originally posted by: jdoggg12
I told my coworkers about this, and one of them said "You'd think he'd be going after the younger ones....."

:-|

I didn't know what to say other than.... "you'd think he'd be going after the LIVING ones...."
Living corpses?
You mean zombies, they are not generaly that much more attractive.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: Pepsei
so i guess this is like a rape isn't it? instead of drugging the victim, the victim is affected by..well.. death.

Necrophilia is a psychological condition that falls under the umbrella category of paraphilia, according to Michael Fogel, the chair of the forensic psychology department at the Chicago School of Professional Psychology. Paraphilia involves fantasies and sexual urges in which people are aroused by nonhuman objects or pain or humiliation of oneself or a sexual partner.

eh, that (paraphilia) covers a lot of things.
But to be considered a "victim," doesn't the recipient of said act need to be capable of experiencing it? Someone mentioned a Fleshlight in the bike-sex thread. Is a Fleshlight a "victim" of, well, of what it's designed to do? It's an inanimate object. The corpse involved here is also an inanimate object, which happens to have at one time been a living human. So in that way, a corpse can't really be a "victim" of anything.
 

BooGiMaN

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if he thought having sex with dead chicks would get him out of having to call the next day....boy wont he be sorry when she comes back as a zombie and stalks him...those zombies are relentless..
 

Mojoed

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Wtf is going on today? People banging BIKES, dogs, the pavement, and freaking corpses. :shocked:

We are all doomed.
 

altonb1

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Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Topic Title: Man busted for sex with a 92 year old corpse

I don't think it's possible to have sex with someone who has been dead for 92 years. Not unless they are very well preserved.

Heh... very true...
 

Syringer

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You guys need to calm down..who among us can honestly say we've never wanted to wanted to bang a dead octogenarian?
 
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