Man busted for sex with a 92 year old corpse.

[r6ashih]

someone has to post this link on his myspace!

 

[DangerAardvark]

In all fairness, he probably couldn't tell the difference between a 92 yr old person and a corpse.

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: r6ashih
someone has to post this link on his myspace!

I love how he supposedly has all those "hottie" friends on myspace, but he has to bang 92 year old dead chicks to get laid.

 

[imported_Imp]

Hmm.. we now have a necro-, biko-, dogo-, pigo-, giato-...philliac. What will be next...

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: jdoggg12
I told my coworkers about this, and one of them said "You'd think he'd be going after the younger ones...

First thing that popped into my mind!

 

[pontifex]

wait, was the woman 92 years old or was the corpse in the ground for 92 years?

either way, fucking gross!

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: pontifex
wait, was the woman 92 years old or was the corpse in the ground for 92 years?

either way, fucking gross!

That's what I was thinking but im pretty sure it's a 92 year old corspe. But how? There is nothing left!!!

 

[Gooberlx2]

I remember reading that when they (whoever "they" are) tested, they found multitudes of different peoples' sperm in Evita's preserved corpse. Dunno how true that is though.

 

[Pepsei]

update

looks like he's even got a fiance.

his myspace is now set to private, i guess too many people were sending msgs to his friends.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
I remember reading that when they (whoever "they" are) tested, they found multitudes of different peoples' sperm in Evita's preserved corpse. Dunno how true that is though.

WTF?!

:laugh:

 

[KillerAngel]

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
I remember reading that when they (whoever "they" are) tested, they found multitudes of different peoples' sperm in Evita's preserved corpse. Dunno how true that is though.

:musicon't cum on me, Argentina!:music:

 

[Pepsei]

well, looks like people do want to do stuff like this.

sex with corpse scheme failed

pic of girl

 

[The Boston Dangler]

speaking of argentina, was there an argentinian doctor who fell in love with his young patient? she died, he swiped the corpse, then preserved the body of his "bride". that song from the toadies always reminds me of them.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Weird. He looks like a pretty handsome guy, actually, which makes it even odder somehow.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
well, looks like people do want to do stuff like this.

sex with corpse scheme failed

pic of girl

wow, she's hot.

edit: was hot

 

[compuwiz1]

Maybe he just got too curious about what it would feel like. :shocked:

 

[The Boston Dangler]

found him:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler

 

[RaistlinZ]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
well, looks like people do want to do stuff like this.

sex with corpse scheme failed

pic of girl

The girl is pretty damn fine, but I don't know how good she'd look after a motorcycle accident. Oh, and the fact that she's dead now.

 

[imported_Devine]

Some KY and a microwave and hey, good to go

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
found him:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler

i read about him before... geez, creepy.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ

Originally posted by: Pepsei
well, looks like people do want to do stuff like this.

sex with corpse scheme failed

pic of girl

The girl is pretty damn fine, but I don't know how good she'd look after a motorcycle accident. Oh, and the fact that she's dead now.

Not to mention most women are warm...oh good god...I just don't understand how anyone could even get it up for that. I mean, fucking gross. Just save up for a real doll...god damn.

 

[zinfamous]

well, if anything gets you canned in 2 months time, looks like banging a corpse will do it.

 

[IronWing]

Cheeseheads called dibs on all corpses. Dang New Yorkers are cutting in on our turf.