Man changes name to honor James Bond

[Sphexi]

Link to said idiot

BOND.. NAMES BOND
A BARMY Bond fan has paid his hero the ultimate tribute by changing his name - to all 21 official 007 film titles.

The 23-year-old enthusiast has changed his name by deed poll from David Fearn to - James Dr No From Russia With Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Ser vice Diamonds Are Forever Live And Let Die The Man With The Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View To A Kill The Living Daylights Licence To Kill Golden Eye Tomorrow Never Dies TheWorld Is Not Enough Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond.

James, of Walsall, Stafford- I shire, said: "I wanted to be James Bond and now I am - it's the ultimate fantasy."

The 69-word name change is the longest in the UK Deed Poll Service's history.

The idea came to council worker James after seeing a trailer for Casino Royale.

He saw his first Bond film, Octopussy, at the age of five and has every film released on DVD and every Bond book written by Ian Fleming.

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Sooo...how does that fit on his driver's license?

 

[lokiju]

What a dumbass.

 

[ForumMaster]

now that's got to be the longest name ever. 69 words long? i wonder what he's going to write on his test in university? poor professors!

 

[jman19]

Moron alert!

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

What happens when they come out with another movie?

 

[apac]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
What happens when they come out with another movie?

Lol that was my first thought too.

 

[George P Burdell]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Squisher]

Somehow, I know I'll be standing behind this guy at CVS when he pays with a check.

 

[Shame]

Originally posted by: Squisher
Somehow, I know I'll be standing behind this guy at CVS when he pays with a check.

Or better yet, the DMV...

 

[randay]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhhhaahahhaah
hahahhahah

 

[JujuFish]

Hahahahaha
I could not keep myself from bursting out with laughter.

Edit: And I'm in a library, to boot.

Edit 2: I take it that Moonraker is not an official Bond movie?

 

[Oblivionaire]

Uh his name is James Bond idiots. The 21 titles are in his middle name. No one uses their middle name on a check or DMV or whatever. Middle initial maybe. Having said that, this guy is still off his rocker for including all those titles as well.

 

[tfinch2]

Somebody should kick this guy's ass.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: JujuFish
Hahahahaha
I could not keep myself from bursting out with laughter.

Edit: And I'm in a library, to boot.

Edit 2: I take it that Moonraker is not an official Bond movie?

Que?

Moonraker is listed in his "name change". You're probably thinking of Never Say Never Again, the "unofficial" remake of Thunderball (and Sean Connery's last Bond movie).

 

[lrad50]

* head explodes *

 

[SophalotJack]

Originally posted by: lokiju
What a dumbass.

Yup... this is the new frontier for those who majored in faggotry.

Seriously, even gay people aren't this gay.

I'd pwn him on site if I ever saw him... just cuz.