I can see the jail conversation
Prisoner One: "What'd you get locked up for dawg?"
Prisoner Two: "Breaking and Entering, you?"
Prisoner One: "Possession.."
Prisoner Two: "of?"
Prisoner One: "Kilo of Coke"
Prisoner Two: "Damn.. ain't that some sh!t?"
Prisoner One: "Yup.. hey, new guy, what you locked up for anyway? GTA, robbery, rape, whats the deal?"
Dvmba$$: "Umm... Robbery..."
Prisoner Two: "How much did you get? Was it a big score?"
Prisoner One: "Yeah, was it? Last guy who got locked up for robbery, got it for jacking $150,000 outta armored truck..."
Dvmba$$: "Ah... I'd rather not talk about it..."
Prisoner Two: "C'mon! Quit being a little b!tch and tell us what went down..."
Prisoner One: "Yeah man, it ain't nothin to be ashamed of if you robbed some business man outta a grand or two..."
Dvmba$$: "Well.... I robbed a little girl..."
Prisoner One: "A little Girl?" You fvcking serious?"
Prisoner Two: "Lets hear how much first, maybe she was holding onto her dad's wallet filled with 100s"
Prisoner One: "So, how much was it?"
Dvmba$$: "Umm..... ummm..... $20...."
Prisoner One and Two LAUGHING
Prisoner one: "Man, that was funny..."
Prisoner Two: "Yeah, good one dawg... but seriously, how much?"
Dvmba$$: "I'm serious... I jacked $20 from a little girl..."
Prisoner Two: "WTF? You stole $20??"
Prisoner One: "AND GOT CAUGHT?!??!?!?!?!?"
Dvmba$$: "Umm... yup..."
Prisoner One: "Thats fuc....."
Dvmba$$ wakes up in the infirmarory with 2 black eyes, broken jaw and a sore anus...