That was just the arraignment. Since I'm an actual hardened criminal for forgetting to pay $18 to renew a license, I still have the trial coming up in a couple weeks. I should be a dick and demand trial by jury. If they're gonna screw with me, why not return the favor?
Unfortunately the justice system severely dicks you for doing that. See you can take the plea deal that they offer and avoid jail time or you can take it to trial and if you lose they will throw the maximum at you. You could argue for jury nullification, and I personally wouldn't be that confident putting myself in the hands of the people not smart enough to get out of jury duty, but that's about it.