Man stabbed over a peanut butter sandwich

[Shame]

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This is how rural Indiana handles practical jokes...

 

[Baked]

"It wasn't even the right guy," Sheriff Bass said.

LOL, pwnd.

 

[Tremulant]

can't blame him too much, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are pretty awesome.

 

[isasir]

It's peanut butter jelly time!

 

[Garet Jax]

Darwin taking care of itself

 

[ForumMaster]

that idiot should have just told him that it wasn't him. lol. only in indiana indeed.

 

[WhiteKnight]

Only in Indiana...

I disagree. This could have just as easily happened in Florida, home of 90% of all ridiculous news stories.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

In reality, it's not much of a joke. If you took a bite, you now have toxins inside you. If you noticed it before, you still need to go find something else for lunch which means wasting time and money to go grab something. And if they've done this to you a few times, it can start to feel like a form of aggression.

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: WhiteKnight

Only in Indiana...

I disagree. This could have just as easily happened in Florida, home of 90% of all ridiculous news stories.

/agree

weirdos sink to the bottom and all seem to end up in Florida.

 

[frankgomez75]

Originally posted by: isasir
It's peanut butter jelly time!

AAAhahahahahahah!

:musiceanut Butter Jelly!
Peanut Butter Jelly!
Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat!
:music:

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: frankgomez75

Originally posted by: isasir
It's peanut butter jelly time!

AAAhahahahahahah!

:musiceanut Butter Jelly!
Peanut Butter Jelly!
Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat!
:music:

ban x2 :|

 

[Injury]

There has to be something that we are missing that would make a guy stab someone because he got accused of putting motor oil on a sandwich. If you read the article right, it wasn't the guy who owned the sandwich that did the stabbing, he was the one who GOT stabbed.

Double pwned.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Tremulant
can't blame him too much, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are pretty awesome.

lol


Ausm

 

[Exterous]

Originally posted by: Baked
"It wasn't even the right guy," Sheriff Bass said.

LOL, pwnd.

:laugh: Someone has anger problems

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: Injury
There has to be something that we are missing that would make a guy stab someone because he got accused of putting motor oil on a sandwich. If you read the article right, it wasn't the guy who owned the sandwich that did the stabbing, he was the one who GOT stabbed.

Double pwned.

yea that guy just had a bad day all around...

im all for harmless practical jokes and i have two rules. no humiliation and no screwing with somebodys food.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: Citrix
im all for harmless practical jokes and i have two rules. no humiliation and no screwing with somebodys food.

:thumbsup:

 

[crystal]

Poor guy. First he got motor oil in his sandwich, then he got 2 stab wounds and might get charge in the ordeal. What a cruel, cruel joke life plays on him.

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: frankgomez75

Originally posted by: isasir
It's peanut butter jelly time!

AAAhahahahahahah!

:musiceanut Butter Jelly!
Peanut Butter Jelly!
Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat!
:music:

ban x2 :|

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[imported_Devine]

Dont mess with peoples PB&J

 

[Syrch]

LOL

 

[Tom]

this stuff happens in Arkansas too, but there's usually no one around who can write it down.

 

[dj2004]

OMG Tom is a thread necromancer! Burn him!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

If that guy got stabbed, think about what's going to happen to Dain!

 

[nutxo]

LOL yeah. We near the Seattle in the enlightened state of washington only have kids being shot and stabbed for wearing the wrong color. When I lived in CA we had people killing each other over 8 ball jackets.

When ya think about it killing over food actually seems more rational.

 

[Conky]

The classic old "motor oil on a co-workers peanut butter and jelly sandwich" trick.

Hey wait, that doesn't sound like a very good trick*.



*unless you're from Indiana :laugh: