c/o 97.1 The Ticket
Signs Manny was on female fertility drugs...
10- Signs Manny is on fertility drugs, he kept taking the outfielders and shortstop with him thru the wall to go to the bathroom...they always go in groups. -Duece in Farmington-
9- Signs Manram was taking fertility pills - he kept trying to convince the jumbo tron operator to turn on Oprah. -Paul in Livonia -
8- As part of Mannys new contract he requested not to play on humid days because it makes his hair to frizzy. -Javier in the Heights -
7- We should have known Manny was on female fertility drugs, because when the umpire called strike 3, he started crying uncontrollably and screaming why should anybody be judged. -Joe C in Brownstown -
6- In arguments Manny just keeps saying, "Whatever!" - Timmy in Grosse Point
5- Manny just being Manissa...when Manissa hit the cutoff man with a spring bouquet. -Floyd -
4- Signs that Manny was on fertility drugs is he signed a contract to appear in the sequal to "a League of Their Wwn" co-starring with Star Jones, Oprah, Martha Stewart and Sidney Crosby. -Brian in the LP -
3- Manny went into a clubhouse rage and subsequent 0-22 slump after Brett Michaels chose Taya. -Chris in St Clair -
2- How can you tell Manny is taking the drugs? Even though he likes ham, he gets angry when he receives ham as a gift. -Joe in Troy -
1- Paternity suit pending -- Plantiff, Manny....Defendant, A Mr. T Henry. -Yuri in Trenton-