Mary Ann busted for weed

[FlashG]

Originally posted by: techs
Its medicine.
She suffers from ptsd after all those years on the island.

I must admit, this might have changed my vote in the most important contest of my youth.

Mary Anne? or Ginger?

Mary Ann in the day

 

[Pacfanweb]

Ginger, but Mary Ann could have gotten it, too.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Modelworks
That explains it.
They never got off the island because the professor had developed a way to grow pot inside coconut shells !
Gilligan sabotaged their efforts so him and Mary Ann could light up !

Would you want to leave an island with Ginger and Mary Ann, when you were the only dude under 40?

 

[randalee]

Wait a moment!! Is this the VERY SAME Deputy Joseph Gutierrez that shot this family's dog? I do believe so! Deputy Gutierrez has been busy, has he not?

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: destrekor
But.. what exactly is a field sobriety test for marijuana? lol

oh, and

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
That's one groovy old lady.

They show you reruns of the Cosby show. If you laugh they arrest you.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: Mr Incognito
I want to smoke with her!

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Good for her. But how the hell do you fail a field sobriety test when you're stoned? I'm more coordinated when I'm high. And I can sober myself up pretty quickly if I need to (at least in terms of behavior).

Edit: It was pretty stupid leaving half-burned joints in the ashtray, though. Throw 'em out the window!

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: Kadarin
I have absolutely nothing against marijuana, and she sounds like a fun lady to hang out with, but please, don't smoke the stuff and then drive. You might endanger others.

Maybe she has road rage and it actually makes her safer on the road?

 

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: randalee
Wait a moment!! Is this the VERY SAME Deputy Joseph Gutierrez that shot this family's dog? I do believe so! Deputy Gutierrez has been busy, has he not?

Wow, amazing you caught that.

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: randalee
Wait a moment!! Is this the VERY SAME Deputy Joseph Gutierrez that shot this family's dog? I do believe so! Deputy Gutierrez has been busy, has he not?

Who notices that kinda stuff? Honestly?

You should be an investigator.

 

[IGBT]

..it's dope. it's for dopers.

 

[Pepsei]

i'd still do her years ago.

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: randalee
Wait a moment!! Is this the VERY SAME Deputy Joseph Gutierrez that shot this family's dog? I do believe so! Deputy Gutierrez has been busy, has he not?

Wow... that's an amazing catch.

Looks like he's Teton county's very own power-mad nazi. There's always at least one in every rural community.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: Quintox
Who cares in all honesty.

Not me. I came in to the thread solely because I didn't know WhoTF they were talking about at first.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark

Originally posted by: destrekor
But.. what exactly is a field sobriety test for marijuana? lol

oh, and

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
That's one groovy old lady.

They show you reruns of the Cosby show. If you laugh they arrest you.

shit, is somebody doping me daily?! i'd fail that test. :laugh:

 

[conehead433]

OMFG one of the original Lost players was a pothead. Oh noes.

 

[Xstatic1]

she inhaled? yup, she's guilty. :laugh:

i wonder...if she can use in her defense that she was stuck on that island and there was nothin' else to do but smoke some gangia. LOL

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Good for her. But how the hell do you fail a field sobriety test when you're stoned? I'm more coordinated when I'm high. And I can sober myself up pretty quickly if I need to (at least in terms of behavior).

Edit: It was pretty stupid leaving half-burned joints in the ashtray, though. Throw 'em out the window!

She's 69, she would have failed the field sobriety test sober.

 

[BoomerD]

Hmmm...Mary Ann...69...maybe not now, but 30 years ago...

 

[buck]

Yay for the war on drugs!

 

[meltdown75]

I used to like her more than Ginger... now she's even hotter. Gilligan's island bamboo bong FTMFW... you know the Professor fabbed up a wild gravity bong too! that does it.... next Hallowe'en...

< Stoner Gilligan!