masturbation

[7window]

Is good. whoooooooooooohooooo

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...health-prevents-cystitis-diabetes-cancer.html

 

[Newbian]

Does that mean during my teenage years I have enough credit to live past 100?

 

[Jeeebus]

 

[tcG]

I wonder what is actually being tested here.

I think it's a bit dumb to state categorically that something with high addiction potential--things such as alcohol, certain illicit drugs, sex, and masturbation--is either good or bad. In most cases with such behaviors/substances, the thing that makes it either good or bad is the massive third factor of the way in which it is used. If responsibly, the thing is beneficial; if irresponsibly, it is harmful.

 

[SagaLore]

such as alcohol, certain illicit drugs, sex, and masturbation

Yes, because irresponsible masturbation causes chaffing.

 

[Fritzo]

So, I'm pretty much now immortal.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

So, I'm pretty much now immortal.

I beat ya to it.

 

[SunnyD]

So, I'm pretty much now immortal.

I wonder if it's possible to be "immortaler" than someone else... :hmm:

I guess we're gonna find out!

 

[Jeff7]

Dandy. So the future population of immortals will be nothing but a bunch of wankers.

 

[desiplaya4life]

too much could be hurting you. you don't want to let your 'eggs' deplete too quickly

 

[sixone]

Dandy. So the future population of immortals will be nothing but a bunch of wankers.

Natural selection, FTL

 

[Jeff7]

Natural selection, FTL

Only the strong-armed will survive.

 

[sixone]

Only the strong-armed will survive.

Not if size matters.

 

[Pardus]

Quagmire discovers internet porn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72nrFIgFNB4

 

[xBiffx]

I have diabetes. :\

Or is it diabeates? :awe:

 

[Jaskalas]

People who are abnormal and don't... are at higher risk?

Perhaps it's because they are not healthy in the first place.

 

[Exterous]

I wonder if it's possible to be "immortaler" than someone else

I'm immortal +1!

too much could be hurting you. you don't want to let your 'eggs' deplete too quickly

Or will lead to a future where sperm have evolved the ability to survive in sock like or tissue like environments.

 

[SandEagle]

Natural selection, FTL

Natural erection, FTW

 

[sixone]

Natural erection, FTW

TMI, dude.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Natural erection, FTW

A store-bought erection works just as well for masturbation. Which I'm pretty sure makes Viagra a diabetes-prevention medication. Which happens to be covered by my insurance... HUZZAH! I'm off to go fight cancer for the next four hours!

 

[Fritzo]

I wonder if it's possible to be "immortaler" than someone else... :hmm:

I guess we're gonna find out!

I challenger you to a....jack-off? :hmm:

 

[akahoovy]

Or will lead to a future where sperm have evolved the ability to survive in sock like or tissue like environments.

That sounds nightmarish.

 

[akahoovy]

I challenger you to a....jack-off? :hmm:

It'll be a beat down.

 

[ch33zw1z]

What's the difference between meat and fish?































fish dies when you beat it.



Heyooo

 

[SunnyD]

I can see it now... employees coming in with notes from their doctors and dropping them off to their manager for, uh, "medical time" several times a day.