Mayne's 2 Posts Per Day Life Thread

[Mayne]

That sounds like header I just read off cookie clicker that i'm now playing.

 

[lxskllr]

That sounds like header I just read off cookie clicker that i'm now playing.

I recognize all those words, but don't understand how they're put together. A nice pot of potato chili should get your head straight.

 

[BoomerD]

But is that REALLY living?

Why the fuck don't you just give them notice?

"On or before November 1, 2017, you need to be fully and completely moved out of my apartment. <insert address> Failure to do so will result in ALL your personal possessions being removed from the apartment and put in locked storage off-site until you come to retrieve them. ALL locks will be changed on November 1, 2017 and you will no longer be able to enter the apartment."
(of course, IANAL and I don't know how that will comply with your local laws...so...do so at your own peril.)

 

[Mayne]

as much as I want people to understand my situation...no one will get it, unless you are here.

 

[Kaido]

I got money to buy food but I'd rather not put food in the fridge for my nephew and his girlfriend.

Ever try soylent?

 

[Mayne]

I'm waiting for it to go on sale.

 

[Kaido]

I'm waiting for it to go on sale.

If you wanna go out into left field:

https://artscrackers.com/2014/12/10/delicious-christmas-cookie-recipe-with-a-secret-ingredeint/

 

[Red Squirrel]

6 days is hardly a good test. there is still body fat and nutrients in your body from previous meals that your body is feeding off of. Try doing it for like a month or a year. Though I think someone had done an analysis of the movie The Martian and it does turn out that it would probably be possible to live on JUST potatoes, but it would not be very healthy and you would be quite weak as you're not getting all the nutrients you would if you had more variety of food.

 

[Mayne]

6 days is hardly a good test. there is still body fat and nutrients in your body from previous meals that your body is feeding off of. Try doing it for like a month or a year. Though I think someone had done an analysis of the movie The Martian and it does turn out that it would probably be possible to live on JUST potatoes, but it would not be very healthy and you would be quite weak as you're not getting all the nutrients you would if you had more variety of food.

thats why i'm cooking everything in lard. I'm not stupid.

 

[Charmonium]

https://www.clickerheroes.com/

As addictive as CC but with more variety.

 

[BoomerD]

Mayne, I have a new, more appropriate avatar for you:

 

[KMFJD]

Mayne you need to move out of the metro Toronto area

 

[highland145]

as much as I want people to understand my situation...no one will get it, unless you are here.

Oh, is that an invite?

 

[IronWing]

Oh, is that an invite?

You bring the potatoes, I'll bring the water.

You keep the fire burning,
I'll keep the water running,
We'll know it's over when they turn out the lights

 

[BoomerD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrQVFZx7XX4

 

[Red Squirrel]

thats why i'm cooking everything in lard. I'm not stupid.

Well if you're going to die of a heart attack may as well make it worth it!

 

[Red Squirrel]

Mayne you need to move out of the metro Toronto area

This.

I'd be miserable too if I had to live there.

 

[crashtech]

Pretty sure an HVAC guy can get a job anywhere. But the problem is, wherever you go, there you are.

 

[Regs]

You guys like to talk crap about other members posting dumb stuff? My god - isn't that what is fun? Must there be a intervention?

I would love to talk about myself all day honestly and that is usually why I am bad at dating.

 

[Kaido]

thats why i'm cooking everything in lard. I'm not stupid.

 

[nakedfrog]

as much as I want people to understand my situation...no one will get it, unless you are here.

Is there not adequate government assistance to support them instead of doing it yourself?

 

[skull]

Funny I actually looked into it the other day too. Something like 12 pounds of potatoes a day if you don't drink something like a gallon of milk a day with it too. 8 pounds of potatoes and half gallon or gallon of milk and you'd only be missing molybdenum.

 

[IronWing]

So did Mayne get a time out for the RIP post?

 

[Mayne]

So did Mayne get a time out for the RIP post?

no not really, kinda.

So I got into a heated argument with my nephew the other night because I wouldn't give him my last beer. woke up this morning to make my coffee and noticed my throat on fire and the taste of black pepper. my nephew says "did it go bad?" yeah my fucking coffee went fucking bad. I'm at my wits end here.

 

[Darwin333]

no not really, kinda.

So I got into a heated argument with my nephew the other night because I wouldn't give him my last beer. woke up this morning to make my coffee and noticed my throat on fire and the taste of black pepper. my nephew says "did it go bad?" yeah my fucking coffee went fucking bad. I'm at my wits end here.

Remind me one more time why you can't kick them out?