Mayne's 2 Posts Per Day Life Thread

[Mayne]

Sister's kid kick your ass over the last beer again?

i have a feeling this how it all ends...kinda freaking me out.

 

[BoomerD]

i have a feeling this how it all ends...kinda freaking me out.

So GTFO!
If you can't kick them out...YOU move out...find your own place, even if it means moving to a different city that's more affordable. You have a trade that SHOULD be in fairly high demand everywhere...

 

[Mayne]

I don't man. I'm at the point in age where you have a different generation coming up. It's shitty, i know.

 

[BoomerD]

I don't man. I'm at the point in age where you have a different generation coming up. It's shitty, i know.

Don't what? Have a trade? I thought you were in HVAC.

 

[Thebobo]

I don't man. I'm at the point in age where you have a different generation coming up. It's shitty, i know.

You just gotta

 

[Mayne]

I'm keep drinkin' on1

 

[Darwin333]

U and me both m8, no sex in two years and nothin around but prostitutes.

Its a terrible life.

Whats wrong with prostitutes?

 

[Darwin333]

Sister's kid kick your ass over the last beer again?

I'd bet he kicked his ass for the key to the grow room because he was out of weed. Pretty slick of him to wait until Mayne was too drunk to remember the ass kicking.

 

[snoopy7548]

Whats wrong with prostitutes?

He's out of their league?

 

[Darwin333]

He's out of their league?

You mean he is poor and broke I take it.

 

[highland145]

Whats wrong with prostitutes?

They post your videos on line and your life goes down the crapper.

 

[Darwin333]

They post your videos on line and your life goes down the crapper.

Well yeah, if you are in a prominent position with a sports team making millions a year and are dumb enough to send them a video of you snorting blow.

 

[highland145]

Well yeah, if you are in a prominent position with a sports team making millions a year and are dumb enough to send them a video of you snorting blow.

Uh, this is AT....

 

[Darwin333]

Uh, this is AT....

Not sure if you are referencing the prominent position, the millions a year or the stupidity to send a hooker a film of them snorting blow?

Since the person I was asking has said that he has money he can easily get a decent hotel room so he knows that it isn't wired for video and it would be pretty obvious if the hooker was filming you while you were banging her. There are supposedly review sites for medium to high end escorts so he should be able to pick out a good one. Then we wouldn't have to hear about him not getting laid anymore and as a bonus you know you are going to be banging a chick that is good in bed.

Just don't forget the mayo!

 

[Red Squirrel]

They post your videos on line and your life goes down the crapper.

You can pay extra so they don't do that. Whether or not they still do is another story...

 

[highland145]

You can pay extra so they don't do that. Whether or not they still do is another story...

lol "But I paid extra..." sucka

 

[Darwin333]

You can pay extra so they don't do that. Whether or not they still do is another story...

I thought they generally made you pay extra if you wanted to video it.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I thought they generally made you pay extra if you wanted to video it.

Oh that's if you want rights to it, like they give you the video. Kind of like how you can pay extra to get your picture printed for you on a rollercoaster ride.

 

[Darwin333]

Oh that's if you want rights to it, like they give you the video. Kind of like how you can pay extra to get your picture printed for you on a rollercoaster ride.

Well considering how long it has been since BD231got laid he might want it on film so he can relive the experience. Then again when he remembers what it feels like, especially since he will be getting some from someone who is really good in the sack, he might keep going back.

Or he might just snap like that college kid did, I'm hoping he goes the escort route first though.

 

[BD231]

That'd be a tough pill to swallow m8 ...

 

[Mayne]

Woke up to another flooded bathroom...feet soaking wet, bottom of my pants soaked. Turns out my nephew's girlfriend showers with the curtains outside of the tub, because she doesn't want them touching her. WTF!!!!

 

[BD231]

Woke up to another flooded bathroom...feet soaking wet, bottom of my pants soaked. Turns out my nephew's girlfriend showers with the curtains outside of the tub, because she doesn't want them touching her. WTF!!!!

 

[Darwin333]

That'd be a tough pill to swallow m8 ...

Your choice bud but a BJ and some good poon feel a hellofa lot better than Rosey palm and her five sisters, just saying...

Besides, you are going to pay for it one way or another, at least this way you know the cost upfront.

 

[Darwin333]

Woke up to another flooded bathroom...feet soaking wet, bottom of my pants soaked. Turns out my nephew's girlfriend showers with the curtains outside of the tub, because she doesn't want them touching her. WTF!!!!

So not only do you allow your sister and her son to stay with you but her sons girlfriend too?

 

[Mayne]

So not only do you allow your sister and her son to stay with you but her sons girlfriend too?

its the worst Sid & Nancy shit i've ever seen.