Mayne's 2 Posts Per Day Life Thread

[Darwin333]

Just not into bein around a bitch i dont like, if u a snitch, u a bitch i dont like. Unless you put that shit to the side .... which they don't so I don't bother.

Bitches just being bitches at this point, haters man. What can u do.

Personally I have sex with them but that's just me. If you prefer having sex with yourself then more power to ya, I'm not one to judge bud.

 

[Darwin333]

You can grow up. Just because women don't like you don't mean they're all bitches.

I just have a hard time believing that women wouldn't like him, with that great attitude and all.

 

[highland145]

I just have a hard time believing that women wouldn't like him, with that great attitude and all.

The awkwardness starts when they want to go home with him. Worse than living with your parents.

 

[zinfamous]

Did I miss some nudes?

I couldn't tell if there was a girl or dude in that pic, it was grainy and overexposed. Plus any visible human gender-specific morphology was unrecognizable. All I saw was trash everywhere.

 

[nakedfrog]

I thought it was his scrawny nephew.

 

[skull]

I just have a hard time believing that women wouldn't like him, with that great attitude and all.

I know its just so bizarre he ends up with nothing but trashy women with his wonderful attitude.

 

[Darwin333]

I couldn't tell if there was a girl or dude in that pic, it was grainy and overexposed. Plus any visible human gender-specific morphology was unrecognizable. All I saw was trash everywhere.

Sort of this but I thought it was a dude.

I thought it was his scrawny nephew.

I thought it was his nephew too.

 

[Darwin333]

I know its just so bizarre he ends up with nothing but trashy women with his wonderful attitude.

Hey, trashy women need lovin too!

 

[skull]

Fuck that I'll take a fat girl next door before a hot trashy one.

 

[BD231]

You can grow up. Just because women don't like you don't mean they're all bitches.

All women are politically driven snitches that much is certain which just ain't gunna work for me. Terrible human beings.

We're not sure. It was of such poor quality that squinting and my imagination couldn't get me excited. What we did learn is that Mayne lives in a shit hole. 55g trash bag wouldn't even make a dent.

LOL

Personally I have sex with them but that's just me. If you prefer having sex with yourself then more power to ya, I'm not one to judge bud.

Its gunna be a shitty life without duh puss, that much is certain.

 

[Mayne]

so my nephew in the picture broke his hand shortly afterwards...i had no idea..went to bed and watched Flash season 4 premiere....don't hammerfist concrete walls.

 

[Darwin333]

All women are politically driven snitches that much is certain which just ain't gunna work for me. Terrible human beings.

Then once again, might I suggest you start to frequent your local gay bar. Maybe men are more your thing.

 

[Darwin333]

so my nephew in the picture broke his hand shortly afterwards...i had no idea..went to bed and watched Flash season 4 premiere....don't hammerfist concrete walls.

Wait I thought you were banned for posting a naked picture of your nephews girlfriend? Is she that ugly that the mods confused the two???

 

[Darwin333]

Fuck that I'll take a fat girl next door before a hot trashy one.

 

[Crono]

Wait I thought you were banned for posting a naked picture of your nephews girlfriend? Is she that ugly that the mods confused the two???

#651

 

[Darwin333]

#651

Well that would have been one seriously ugly and flat chested chick albeit the picture was very grainy. WTF is Maybe using as a camera, something a decade old?

 

[BD231]

Please pm the nudez, ty

 

[Darwin333]

Please pm the nudez, ty

See! You are already warming up to guys. I bet there are plenty of websites to help you with your gag reflex.

 

[skull]

A wise man once told me that chick looks like a porcupine. I said what? He goes yeah if she had as many dicks on the outside of her as shes had inside her shed look like a porcupine.

One of my buddies has an attitude kind of like bd but not as bad. Well every girl hes knocked up I've warned him about. Like dude that chicks nuts you need to leave it alone. They're all nuts what are you going to do? No they're not you just pick ones that are. Now hes got 2 baby mommas and still fighting one in court and she is batshit. You'd think the neck tattoo would of been a clue when he met her. Any way just yesterday I mentioned for some reason how I can't stand it when chicks wear high heals and only high heels in porn. Hes like are you kidding I fucking love it its so hot, it makes em look so slutty. I go ahh that explains your baby mommas.

 

[skull]

All women are politically driven snitches that much is certain which just ain't gunna work for me. Terrible human beings.

Let me know when you can make some goddamn sense.

 

[Puffnstuff]

I just spent 2 hours with my older sister. She is finally out of prison. It's been a long 3 years. I'm really happy

I'm not quite sure how to take that comment.

 

[Mayne]

after hanging duct work in a commercial property all day on a Sunday...I received the best news ever. I think the fuckers are moving out. I'm going to church tomorrow and pray and hope it happens for real.

*crossing my fingers* Pray for me guys.

 

[BoomerD]

Prayer won't work unless you hold your breath while you wait. No cheating by sneaking a breath once in a while...that jinxes the whole process.

 

[Mayne]

Boomer don't ruin my mojo. I live for these moments.

 

[John Connor]

Prayer won't work unless you hold your breath while you wait. No cheating by sneaking a breath once in a while...that jinxes the whole process.

In order for that to work you have to be in water. Preferably holy water.