Mayne's 2 Posts Per Day Life Thread

[John Connor]

Speaking of holy water. I've always, and hear me out, ALWAYS wanted to go to a real life bonafide exorcist and throw a vat of holy water at the one who's head can spin 360 degrees in bed just to see just what the hell would happen.



My hypothesis is that one of three things are going to happen:

1) Dude will just burn up like spontaneous combustion.

2) The damn beast withen exits in a fit of rage.

3) Nothing. The person is insane and nothing will change that.

But before I do throw the vat of holy water, I'll cock a crocked smile, flip the bird and say, we'll see you in hell buddy.

 

[John Connor]

What ever floats or sinks your boat...

Although, to be fair it does say in the Bible be aware of false profits.

Fucker should be crucified. I mean, straight up nail this con artiest to a cross. And when he wants a drink give him some of that stale ass water. This bastard is preying on people who are in debt just to get rich. It doesn't get anymore Fed up then that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Popoff

 

[Mayne]

Just laid down the law just now. All he had to do was give me 300 buck..but I got some lame ass story. Maybe he will break his other hand on the concrete wall dividing us. :shrug:

 

[Mayne]

seriously fuck t his life.

 

[Mayne]

I'm just venting guys. Ignore.

 

[BoomerD]

What ever floats or sinks your boat...

Although, to be fair it does say in the Bible be aware of false profits.

Fucker should be crucified. I mean, straight up nail this con artiest to a cross. And when he wants a drink give him some of that stale ass water. This bastard is preying on people who are in debt just to get rich. It doesn't get anymore Fed up then that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Popoff

But if the money is actually in his bank account, are the profits false or real?

 

[Mayne]

i'm not allowed to say shit.

 

[Thebobo]

You just did

 

[Mayne]

I might have the most epic rant tomorrow night...cross your fingers guys.

 

[John Connor]

But if the money is actually in his bank account, are the profits false or real?

Don't know... Is money a human?

 

[BoomerD]

Don't know... Is money a human?

What the fuck does that even mean...unless you're talking about slaves?

I was pointing out that profits are not prophets...or are they? :hmm:

 

[highland145]

I might have the most epic rant tomorrow night...cross your fingers guys.

Air fare, food, beer and I'll do it for you. Abled or disabled are optional. You'll have to wait until the wife goes to her sisters again though.

 

[Darwin333]

What ever floats or sinks your boat...

Although, to be fair it does say in the Bible be aware of false profits.

Fucker should be crucified. I mean, straight up nail this con artiest to a cross. And when he wants a drink give him some of that stale ass water. This bastard is preying on people who are in debt just to get rich. It doesn't get anymore Fed up then that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Popoff

Blasphemer!!!! I had the cancer, aids, and paraplegia and miracle spring water cured all of it!!! The people who say it doesn't work just didn't release their spirit right.

 

[Darwin333]

Air fare, food, beer and I'll do it for you. Abled or disabled are optional. You'll have to wait until the wife goes to her sisters again though.

She isn't going to her sisters

Edit: Btw, I should be able to accommodate her, with a reasonable notice of course, anytime if you really want to host Mayne. Just save me some beer bud!

 

[highland145]

She isn't going to her sisters

She's there now. Twice in a week. Needy bastards need to plan killins ahead. Idiots.....My schedule is family owned.

 

[highland145]

She isn't going to her sisters

whoosh...Now, I think I'll visit you and kill your cats.

 

[Darwin333]

She's there now. Twice in a week. Needy bastards need to plan killins ahead. Idiots.....My schedule is family owned.

Is that what she told you...

 

[Darwin333]

whoosh...Now, I think I'll visit you and kill your cats.

Come on bud, sharing is caring! Besides, I've been leaving good beer for you ingrate!

 

[highland145]

Come on bud, sharing is caring! Besides, I've been leaving good beer for you ingrate!

I think I might just need to wipe Mayne's issue out of my own pocket. Appears like I have another problem to deal with.

Touch my Miracle whip, will you.

The question is...who is Darwin333.

 

[nakedfrog]

Air fare, food, beer and I'll do it for you. Abled or disabled are optional. You'll have to wait until the wife goes to her sisters again though.

Can we get a gofundme set up for this?

 

[dud]

I don't know the OP but I've heard that they have quite the reputation here. Question: The title of this thread states "Mayne's 2 Posts Per Day Life Thread" ... but the OP posted MANY times yesterday PM (must have been having a bad day? The first post in the thread contains a pretty clear warning to the OP:

"You will be allowed to make 2 posts each day in it, AND NOT ONE MORE, even to answer other folks responses. If you make a third post on any one day, or if you start another thread on the subject of your life, you will be immediately vacationed"

If it were up to me the OP should be able to post as much as he wants. So, did he receive a vacation or have the rules pertaining to this thread been relaxed?

 

[Thebobo]

I don't know the OP but I've heard that they have quite the reputation here. Question: The title of this thread states "Mayne's 2 Posts Per Day Life Thread" ... but the OP posted MANY times yesterday PM (must have been having a bad day? The first post in the thread contains a pretty clear warning to the OP:

"You will be allowed to make 2 posts each day in it, AND NOT ONE MORE, even to answer other folks responses. If you make a third post on any one day, or if you start another thread on the subject of your life, you will be immediately vacationed"

If it were up to me the OP should be able to post as much as he wants. So, did he receive a vacation or have the rules pertaining to this thread been relaxed?

Tattle tale!

 

[Darwin333]

I think I might just need to wipe Mayne's issue out of my own pocket. Appears like I have another problem to deal with.

Touch my Miracle whip, will you.

The question is...who is Darwin333.

Oh hell no on the Miracle Whip, only real mayo for me!

So does this mean I'm not invited over for steaks anymore?

 

[highland145]

Oh hell no on the Miracle Whip, only real mayo for me!

So does this mean I'm not invited over for steaks anymore?

Next time the wife's out of town.

 

[BoomerD]

Next time the wife's out of town.

You expect him to be in two places at once? I mean...where do you think the wife goes when she "goes out of town?"