One of these days you'll stop feeling sorry for yourself. Your like a trident thats easy to pity, he found his way over time when his balls finally dropped.
so after gas pipeing all day I come home to this news. So after my nephew/niece got into a fist fight in the living room..I jumped in to break it up...ended up spraining my ankle...shortly after i said to my nephew "Go fucking die"...his girlfriend pushed him out of the living room and ended up tearing down my sisters monitor in the living room..it fell over and smashed on her computer.
So basically I feel responsible for breaking her only means of entertainment. Fuck this, i'm going to my brothers tomorrow and stay a couple days..she can use my room and computer.
Some days...yep.Fixed that for ya buddy. Come on bud, a happy wife is a happy life and I keep her happy for you. That's gotta be worth a steak dinner at least!
likely story. Where's my airfare?so after gas pipeing all day I come home to this news. So after my nephew/niece got into a fist fight in the living room..I jumped in to break it up...ended up spraining my ankle...shortly after i said to my nephew "Go fucking die"...his girlfriend pushed him out of the living room and ended up tearing down my sisters monitor in the living room..it fell over and smashed on her computer.
So basically I feel responsible for breaking her only means of entertainment. Fuck this, i'm going to my brothers tomorrow and stay a couple days..she can use my room and computer.
Fiber. Lots of fiber.We both know your more than 200 lbs my big cuddly man.
Some days...yep.
When she turned 40, I told her that I was trading her in for 2 20s. She laughed and said that I coulnn't handle her, what was I going to do 2 20s?
likely story.
You got off easy....I tried saying that one time...and got the same reply from my wife...my response was...Die with a huge smile on my face?
(that earned me an elbow in the ribs)
Some days...yep.
When she turned 40, I told her that I was trading her in for 2 20s. She laughed and said that I coulnn't handle her, what was I going to do 2 20s?
Exactly my point! I keep her "handled" and you get her the majority of the time. It's a win/win and the way I see it I am the one doing you a favor! So how about them steaks and maybe a nice merlot?
You feel responsible for what your nephew's girlfriend did? Makes sense.so after gas pipeing all day I come home to this news. So after my nephew/niece got into a fist fight in the living room..I jumped in to break it up...ended up spraining my ankle...shortly after i said to my nephew "Go fucking die"...his girlfriend pushed him out of the living room and ended up tearing down my sisters monitor in the living room..it fell over and smashed on her computer.
So basically I feel responsible for breaking her only means of entertainment. Fuck this, i'm going to my brothers tomorrow and stay a couple days..she can use my room and computer.
Your bum is going to hate you in the morning.i found a nice 19 incher. Its all good now.
Your bum is going to hate you in the morning.
zinfamous I won't disappoint you.
I am an 80's person...i pretty sure its transvesite.
zinfamous I won't disappoint you.