Mayne's 2 Posts Per Day Life Thread

[Mayne]

nah man. i'm more of get drunk and get stoned guy.. get my beers on..then get my stone..then pig out and pass out. Its a simple formula.

 

[BoomerD]

nah man. i'm more of get drunk and get stoned guy.. get my beers on..then get my stone..then pig out and pass out. Its a simple formula.

Dude...if that's true, then you pretty much deserve the life you've been handed.

 

[Mayne]

acknowledgement would be nice. Just saying.

 

[IronWing]

Nice abs, man.

 

[brianmanahan]

 

[Mayne]

because I love you guys. I am in a bad part of my life right now...so any positive reactions is keeping me alive.

Mayne, we received numerous complaints about this thread, as we often do with the many threads you start bemoaning your personal life.

So, here's my solution. This is the ONE AND ONLY thread in which you may post about your daily travails. You will be allowed to make 2 posts each day in it, AND NOT ONE MORE, even to answer other folks responses. If you make a third post on any one day, or if you start another thread on the subject of your life, you will be immediately vacationed

Please note that this is my initial response, and may yet be modified or overturned after further inter-mod discussion.

Perknose
Forum Director

it really is my only life line.

 

[Mayne]

Perk doesn't get enough credit.

 

[Mayne]

why is this thread better?

 

[BoomerD]

Who says it's "better?"

AFAICS, it just kind of keeps your idiocy bottled up in one place.

(and by the way...that was your THIRD post...in this thread.

 

[Mayne]

i know

 

[Mayne]

i'm going to bed, 3 more episodes of stranger things 2. I can do this.

 

[BoomerD]

i know

4

i'm going to bed, 3 more episodes of stranger things 2. I can do this.

5

 

[Mayne]

i'm going bed. i'm tired

 

[Mayne]

I have no clue what these things are. I buy the sport version for everyone here in my house.

 

[Thebobo]

Well ok then

 

[IronWing]

Mayne, Mayne, Mayne, Mayne, have you considered placing said tampons in your nephew's stuff such that they will later fall out when he is with his friends? Just a thought.

 

[Mayne]

If i'm going to buy toilet paper and stuff..I buy the tampons too..i have no idea if they don't like them, i see a sale, i buy.

 

[Mayne]

Mayne, Mayne, Mayne, Mayne, have you considered placing said tampons in your nephew's stuff such that they will later fall out when he is with his friends? Just a thought.

i just want people to be happy.

 

[Mayne]

i'm a terrible person.

 

[Mayne]

i'm the onlly one here that buys stuff knowing instictively?

 

[Mayne]

i think its instinctively....i'm drunk now.

 

[Mayne]

I think this is the best part of the internet. people growing old together I love this forum.

 

[Mayne]

woke up today in my work clothes...at least I saved 10 minutes this morning before heading out. another nightmare furnace install done.

10 more hours on a commercial job tomorrow and I can relax. A long day of climbing scaffolding

 

[Mayne]

I need to vent to someone. The boss and me were both hungover as fuck today. Hard to talk to someone when they are feeling like shit as you are.

 

[Mayne]

i see how it is