Mayne's 2 Posts Per Day Life Thread

[KMFJD]

Time for you and the boss to get drunk and have a brawl again?

 

[sandorski]

HOW'S IT GOINg?

 

[BoomerD]

So use this as an excuse to go home and kick out the kid and his girlfriend!

 

[highland145]

So use this as an excuse to go home and kick out the kid and his girlfriend!

But keep the tampons. Never know when you might need them again.

 

[BoomerD]

But keep the tampons. Never know when you might need them again.

What...you don't think all the sand in his va-jay-jay will do the trick?

 

[highland145]

What...you don't think all the sand in his va-jay-jay will do the trick?

If he gets rid of the nephew/gf, he should stop menstruating for a while. "Should" being the key word.

 

[Darwin333]

I'm telling ya bud, a nice bloody marry will have you right as rain.

 

[Mayne]

apparently you can hurt yourself real bad stumbling around. I just split my face open just now, tripping over shit.

 

[Mayne]

just another scar that is my map on my face.

 

[Mayne]

I used to consider myself a pretty boy, not sure these days now.

 

[Darwin333]

scars add character bud

 

[highland145]

scars add character bud

I think it's the other way around.

 

[BoomerD]

As if you actually think anyone cares...

 

[Mayne]

Just spent 8 hours troubleshooting my internet problem. After 3 times on the phone, replacing my cable/ethernet cable...turns out my account was suspended. LOL

sometimes I dont laugh out loud when I LOL

 

[EliteRetard]

 

[John Connor]

sometimes I dont laugh out loud when I LOL

I do. I laugh every time I write LOL. I have a good sense of humor and it's always funny to dick with people, especially in P&N where they get all so offend and call you an idiot, a loser, etc. HAHAHA!

 

[John Connor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIY41LrvMFQ

 

[skull]

I do. I laugh every time I write LOL. I have a good sense of humor and it's always funny to dick with people, especially in P&N where they get all so offend and call you an idiot, a loser, etc. HAHAHA!

Mayne likes it in reverse, this whole threads dedicated to him bragging about being a loser.

 

[EliteRetard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIY41LrvMFQ

Yes, this always seems to be a reply any time I post MLP.
My image is from the latest season (season 7, episode 10), which just recently ended...
You guys need to find some new spoof material.
I can enjoy a good spoof.

 

[Mayne]

Just found out i'm going to be a granddad today.

 

[skull]

So your saying your not a virgin? Interesting.

 

[skull]

Just fuckin with ya congrats brother. Good incentive to get the hell out of that house your in and help your kid take care of that kid instead of the dead beats you live with.

 

[Mayne]

Just fuckin with ya congrats brother. Good incentive to get the hell out of that house your in and help your kid take care of that kid instead of the dead beats you live with.

I've stayed out of her life for a reason. I'm not a very good influence and I don't want to disrupt what her mother has done for her. She has a good life...no point me fucking it up with stupid drama. It's all good though.

I do plan on writing her a letter

 

[Mayne]

New Year, same bullshit. I'm ready to fucking kill someone.

 

[BoomerD]

Mayne must be FRENCH Canadian...he surrenders so easily.